Lyrics

[Verse 1] Where is she when the little thing cries? She lies in a bed with a friend of mine But some nights she'll run back in fright If she picks on a dick that's too big for her pride [Chorus] Oh! Oh! Why did I ever go marry her? I was a child! I'm holding the baby She's ran-tanning constantly She saw me coming for miles She saw me open wide [Verse 2] Four o'clock and her key's in the lock And she's been on the wink and she's stinking of drink Wakes the kid so I put him to sleep And she's in there all night doubled over the sink [Chorus] Oh! Oh! Why did I ever go marry her? I was a child! I'm holding the baby She's ran-tanning constantly She saw me coming for miles She saw me open wide She saw me coming for miles [Outro] Open wide Open wide Open wide Open wide Open wide Open wide Open wide Open wide Open wide Open wide