Flight Of The Iguana

Lyrics

You think you're smart? I can see you.... [Verse 1] Iguana Man 2000 excel in the capsule Taking this rap shit to orbital astral See me as a beam of light in the night sky Travelling warp speed, double two-twenty-five Metamorphosise into a ball of energy And shoot toward space, the ever-expanding eternity No doubt as I head toward the atmospheric border Out the corner of my eyes, see Neptune the god of water Yep, he was on my tail He knew where I was going, and he wanted me to fail While multi-directional atoms split up the power's on the frizzer Before his head imploded, the fool learnt to call me Mister As I escaped the gravitation of the earth I seek emancipation but I must fight first See Mars attack from the left flank I counter, star-burst manoeuvre of Galactica Which I learnt while training out on the Battlestar Optimum skills for any type of challenger So anyone involved in the kidnapping gets blown out the frame Like JFK's brain In the distance I see the sign of the toker Which shows me I'm closer to the moment of game over With co-ordinates I speed steady, yo Peep the episode [Hook] x2 (This is the flight of the iguana!) Travel speed to the fire Save the girl, bring down the evil empire No doubt in my mind I'm gonna find her Dearly depart, you darkness martyr [Verse 2] Yo I got my shit locked down Shields 100% as I stand ground Racing through space coming up to three black holes, which one should I enter? And then I experience temporary dementia Visions of my girl being beheaded by the dreaded Eight-legged beast I talk about in the next segment I knew this was an illusion So I shrugged this shit off and kept it moving Headed straight like the [?] on its vinyl plate Enter the spiralling wormhole with a focused mental state Radar directs me to a planet appearing square in shape Initial thoughts: goddammit As I approach the atmosphere on the horizon With twelve shadow ships I use my wits to surprise them Utilising the reaction of re-entry To burn them up good so I can blaze 'em down when I'm ready Aim and shoot direct hits 'til I'm done Yeah it seems like we're on top but the battle ain't won Then I landed in complete awe of the 'scape That was comprised of different geometrical shapes I sent scanners to find clues and evidence I found this amulet I bought my girl as a present On the right path, I sly-smiled when I found it The next thing I knew I was completely surrounded They looked like [?] cyborg warriors And said "You die now! Your defeat will be glorious!" I remembered the skills of Bruce Lee, rotation kick attack Decapitate the dirty rats After my full onslaught of resistance Senses alert, I hear my girls' screams in the distance I broke north for persistence, until I saw some shit that made me break in an instant Skills of deduction: effortless And this was Megaladon my arch nemesis I should have known, I raced forward as I brandished A photon cannonball, when I got there they both vanished Next thing I hear "Five seconds to self-destruct!!!" Holding my head, this was a trap, I scream "What the fuck?" With my patience fully tested I open the wormhole to make myself a sharp exit