Lyrics

[Intro] So like I said, I got a brand new record out right now And this next song is on there Anybody from a small town, anybody? Then I feel like you're gonna connect with this This is called "Crystal Methodist" [Verse 1] They built the strip club right on Church Street And a liquor store right next door In this eight ball town you put your roots in the ground And your whiskey in your bathroom drawer Daddy made ends in a Peterbilt Momma kept baggies in her bra Ain't no HGTV, Southern Living magazine Beats all you ever saw [Chorus] We got preachers, cheaters, homeroom teachers County records, backroad tweakеrs Nosy neighbors, moonshine makers Dеalers and believers Sayin' bless your heart, come as you are Ain't no prejudice We're just crazy Catholics, backwards Baptists Crystal Methodists, Amen [Verse 2] Well, Jesus said, "Love thy neighbor" Even if the car's on blocks Said, "Mind your own, don't cast them stones" But he didn't say nothing 'bout rocks So the sheriff's kid's selling on the corner Putting that silver spoon to use Well he'll be high as a tornado Serving them potatoes at the luncheon Sunday afternoon [Chorus] We got preachers, cheaters, homeroom teachers County records, backroad tweakers Nosy neighbors, moonshine makers Dealers and believers Say bless your heart, come as you are Ain't no prejudice We're just crazy Catholics, backwards Baptists Crystal Methodists, Amen [Bridge] Amen Amen Amen Amen, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [Chorus] We got preachers, cheaters, homeroom teachers County records, backroad tweakers Nosy neighbors, moonshine makers Dealers and believers Say bless your heart, come as you are Ain't no prejudice We're just crazy Catholics, backwards Baptists Red wine at communion addicts Sunday sober, holy rollers Crystal Methodists, Amen [Outro] Amen Amen Woo Amen Thank you Again, my name is Kasey Tyndall and I am so thankful to be here tonight