Crystal Methodist

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Mm They built the strip club right on Church Street And a liquor store right next door In this eight ball town you put your roots in the ground And your whiskey in your bathroom drawer Daddy made ends in a Peterbilt Momma kept baggies in her bra Ain't no HG TV, Southern Living magazine Beats all you ever saw [Chorus] We got preachers, cheaters, homeroom teachers County records, backroad tweakers Nosy neighbors, moonshine makers Dealers and believers Say bless your heart, come as you arе Ain't no prejudice We'rе just crazy Catholics, backwards Baptists Crystal Methodists, Amen [Verse 2] Well, Jesus said, "Love thy neighbor" Even if the car's on blocks Said, "Mind your own, don't cast them stones" But he didn't say nothing 'bout rocks So the sheriff's kid's selling on the corner Putting that silver spoon to use He'll be high as a tornado Serving them potatoes at the luncheon Sunday afternoon [Chorus] We got preachers, cheaters, homeroom teachers County records, backroad tweakers Nosy neighbors, moonshine makers Dealers and believers Say bless your heart, come as you are Ain't no prejudice We're just crazy Catholics, backwards Baptists Crystal Methodists, Amen [Bride] Amen Amen Amen Amen, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [Chorus] We got preachers, cheaters, homeroom teachers County records, backroad tweakers Nosy neighbors, moonshine makers Dealers and believers Say bless your heart, come as you are Ain't no prejudice We're just crazy Catholics, backwards Baptists Red wine at communion addicts Sunday sober, holy rollers Crystal Methodists, Amen Oh, Amen Amen