Lyrics

[Intro: Kanye West] You just popped in the Kanye West: Get Right for the Summer workout tape And ladies, if you follow these instructions exactly You might be able to pull you a rapper, a NBA player Man, at least a dude with a car So, first of all, we gonna work on the stomach Nobody wants a little, tight ass [Verse 1: Kanye West] One, and two, and three, and four, and get them sit ups right and Tuck your tummy tight and Do your crunches like this Give head, stop, breathe Get up, check your weave Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed Pick up your son, don't disrespect your seed It's a party tonight and Ooh, she's so excited "Tell me who's invited" You, your friends and my dick (Ah!) What's scary to me: Henny make girls look like Halle Berry to me So excuse me, miss, I forgot your name Thank you, God bless you, good night, I came I came, I came [Chorus: Kanye West] It's been a week without me And she feel weak without me She wanna talk it out but Ain't nothing to talk about, 'less She's talking 'bout freaking out Then maybe we can work it out Work it out, work it out Work it out, work it out now Maybe we can work it out [Verse 2: Kanye West] Ooh, girl, your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette My name Kanye from the Jigga set, Twista said, "Get It Wet" Ooh, girl, your breath is harsh! Cover your mouth up like you got SARS Off them tracks, yeah, I bought them cars Still, kill a nigga on 16 bars We ain't sweating to the oldies, we juking to a cold beat Maybe one day, girl, we can bone So you can brag to all your homies now But I still mess with a big girl, if you ain't fit, girl, I'll still hit, girl One and, you brought two friends Okay, three more, now hop in the Benz Four door, do you know the difference between a five, six, seven, eight? All the Mocha Lattes, you gotta do Pilates You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating Hustlers, gangstas, all us ballers [Chorus: Kanye West] It's been a week without me And she feel weak without me She wanna talk it out but Ain't nothing to talk about Unless she's talking 'bout freaking out Then maybe we can work it out Work it out, work it out Work it out, work it out now Maybe we can work it out [Interlude 1: Jill] Hi, my name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to Kanye's workout plan I was able to pull a NBA player And, like, now I shop every day on Rodeo Drive I just want to say, thank you, Kanye! Woo! Woo! Woo! (Woo! Woo!) [Interlude 2: Lasandra] My name is Lasandra, and I just want to say that since listening to Kanye's workout tape I was able to get my phone bill paid I got sounds and 13's put up in my Cavalier And I was able to get a free trip to Cancun And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta fuck with Ray-Ray's broke ass no mo' [Bridge 1: Kanye West] Work it (Mo') Juke it (Mo') Pump it (Mo') Chi-Town (Mo') Let's go (Mo') [Interlude 3: Ella-May] My name is Ella-May from Mobile, Alabama And I just want to say since listening to Kanye's workout tape I been able to date outside the family I got a double wide, and I rode a plane (Rode a plane, rode a plane, rode a plane, rode a plane) [Bridge 2: Jill, Lasandra, Ella-May] Thanks to Kanye's workout plan I'm the envy of all my friends See, I pulled me a baller man And I ain't gotta work at the mall again [Interlude 4: Bosko, Kanye West] (Lemme break ya wit' a piece of) My favorite workout plan (Oh, oh, oh) I wanna see you work out (Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah) I wanna see you work out (It's like that old Michael Jackson shit, oh) [Refrain: GLC, Kanye West] That's right, put in work (Oh) Move your ass, go berserk (Okay) Eat your salad, no dessert Get that man you deserve [Interlude 5: Bosko, Kanye West] It's Kanye's workout plan I said, "It's Kanye's workout plan" (Ladies and gentlemen) It's Kanye's workout plan (Allow myself to introduce myself) His workout plan (This time around, I want y'all to clap with me like this) [Refrain: GLC, Kanye West] That's right, put in work (Uh) Move your ass, go berserk Eat your salad, no dessert Get that man you deserve (Stop!) [Interlude 5: Bosko, Kanye West] It's Kanye's workout plan (Okay, breathe) I said, "It's Kanye's workout plan" (I know y'all ain't tired) It's Kanye's workout plan (But I hope not 'cause on this one, I need y'all) His workout plan (To give me a soul clap, okay?) (Double time) [Refrain: GLC, Kanye West, GLC & Kanye West] That's right, put in work (Woo!) Move your ass, go berserk (Ow!) Eat your salad, no dessert (Ugh!) Get that man you deserve That's right, put in work Move your ass, go berserk Eat your salad, no dessert Get that man you deserve (You hear, ugh) That's right, put in work Move your ass, go berserk Eat your salad, no dessert Get that man you deserve (Woo!) [Outro: Bosko, Kanye West] (Okay, okay, okay, that's very good good) (I appreciate your time) I want to see you work out for me Woah, yeah, woah, yeah Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do, yo