The Bad Years

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At what age do I have to stop smoking? 'Cause I think there's a cut off When it stops being cool And you just have lung cancer And I like wife beaters And keg stands And indie bands But I think there's a cut off I hope it isn't twenty-five And I would hope that I'll stop being poor someday 'Cause I really want a flat screen TV Like, my friends all have flat screen TVs And I want one And an iPhone And an IRA What's an IRA? I don't know Everybody's getting married And I can't do it My girlfriend wants to But I don't want to 'Cause then you have babies And you don't have one You have multiple babies In succession And babies puke They puke almost as much As the drunk girl my roommate brought home last night And I won't clean up puke So I can't have babies Or drunk girls So I'm standing on 10th avenue I'm standing on 10th avenue My toilet is dirty I'm wearing an undershirt I'm thinking of this other girl I met And I'm smoking a cigarette They say these are The best years of your life I don't know about that Second grade was pretty good We went to Wildwood Middle school was cool I kissed girls. They were sober I don't think these are The best years of your life These are… These are… [Voices] Oh. Oh. Oh... These are... These are… Oh…