My Party Dress

Lyrics

Did you see my party dress? This morning I was feeling dressy Mother thinks I'll get it messy But you cannot see where I have spilled I spilled here And here And here And here Oh no, that was on my other dress John Michael stole my birthday cake And Jenna Walker tried to take My Crunch 'n Munch. It wasn't fair I grabbed the punch I climbed a chair But then I fell and punch went everywhere On the floor On the chair On his shoes In her hair But it wasn't on my party dress John Michael once made fun of soccer So I stuffed him in a locker I play soccer and I play the flute I do art And Discovery Camp And tumbling And tee ball And I play piano every night My dad says I'm a prodigy But I think I would rather be The FBI or CIA A secret spy who saves the day And when I finish saving it I'll play Ode to Joy Injun Joe Frére Jacques Allegro The Pachelbel Canon And also this song I wrote Ah-ah-ah La-la-la La-la-la La-la-la It has words: "I'm a spy And it's really fun And I wear a cape And…" Do you like my party dress? When I do pirouettes it rustles I buy all my clothes in Brussels Dad says that's where Brussels sprouts are from I've toured Brussels And Paris And Vienna And this one time We pretended To go to Rome But we went to Iceland And in Iceland My dad presided Over an International Corporate Trade Hearing… Oh woops, that was a secret And we saw the Reykjavik Ballet My dance class is on Saturday Miss Laura and Miss Lisa say I'm much more bright than I appear I chassé right. It's very clear That I'll be in The Nutcracker next year As a mouse Then a soldier Then a candy cane Or a marzipan Then a Russian Or an angel Then a polichinelle Let me dance to this song 'cause I wrote it so well It goes "ah-ah-ah I will dance until I play all the parts In the great ballet." Sing with me! Ah-ah-ah— That wasn't very good Can we try it one more time? [Audience] Ah-ah-ah Yeah! I will do a turn And another turn Mother says I'll quit I will never quit I will do a split And I guess that's it Oh and one day when I'm president My bedtime will be very late So I have time to legislate The kinds of laws I think are cool I'll pass a clause to banish school And then all of the countries that I rule Will be peaceful And happy And comfortable And satin And frilly And pretty And lacey, and silky, and perfect, and pink Like my pa-ah-ah-ah-ah… My party dress