I Predict a Riot

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Watching the people get lairy It's not very pretty I tell thee Walking through town is quite scary It's not very sensible either A friend of a friend he got beaten He looked the wrong way at a policeman Would never have happened to Smeaton An Old Leodensian [Pre-Chorus] La...la la la la la Ah...la la la la la [Chorus] I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot [Verse 2] I tried to get to my taxi The man in a tracksuit attacks me He said that he saw it before me And wants to get things a bit gory Girls scrabble round with no clothes on To borrow a pound for a condom If it wasn't for chip fat they'd be frozen They're not very sensible [Pre-Chorus] La...la la la la la Ah...la la la la la [Chorus] I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot [Bridge] And if there's anybody left in here That doesn't want to be out there Ah... [Verse 1 - Shortened] Watching the people get lairy It's not very pretty I tell thee Walking through town is quite scary It's not very sensible [Pre-Chorus] La...la la la la la Ah...la la la la la [Chorus] I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot [Bridge] And if there's anybody left in here That doesn't want to be out there [Chorus] I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot I predict a riot