Lyrics

[Verse 1] You say that you're watching the birds out the window Well I've got a bird you can watch You ain't gotta act like you're borrowing eggs Just to see if my dishes are washed And what's it to you if it's Wednesday at noon And I've traded my iced tea for scotch [Chorus] Keep your two cents on your side of the fence Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors Ain't nothing to see here Go back to your trailer [Verse 2] You ain't gotta ask what I did to my hair Or whose underwear's on the line They ain't mine I ain't gonna ask who's been mowing your grass So you ain't gotta ask who mows mine Quit judging my job and my car and my clothes Get your nose out of your mini blinds [Chorus] Keep your two cents on your side of the fence Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors Ain't nothing to see here Go back to your trailer (Oh-oh) [Bridge] Don't ask me if I go to church I won't ask if your husband is still out of work Try and claim high society We get our mail on the same side of the street [Chorus] Keep your two cents on your side of the fence Girl we ain't friends we're just neighbors Ain't nothing to see here Go back to your trailer [Outro] You nosey bitch There ain't nothing to see here Go back to your trailer