Talk Show

Lyrics

[Intro: K-Rino (man)] What's up fool? What's the deal man? (Nah I'm just chilling, nigga) What you watching, fool? (Man, this old talk show, you know how they be on here tripping and shit) Man, I can't believe you watching that, dog Come around with ya boy, I'll show you a real talk show [Verse 1] Let's start it off in South Park player, home of the drama You see that boy right there? He smashin' his homeboy baby mama If you think she might be pregnant, she is And that fool that she living with think, he thinking it's his Now you saying that's his partner baby, not so fast 'Cause there's some player on the North side been killing that ass And just when they felt like they had the daddy attached They did a DNA test and neither one of 'em matched Now let's travel to the projects and check on Mike He just found out his girlfriend's in love with a dyke Caught 'em kissing like a motherfucker, what could he say? So he went and told the truth and let her know he was gay You see that fine girl right there? You might wanna tip her Might as well, she just told her new husband she a stripper There's some throwed off shit, people up to no good K-Rino, my talk show, I'm comin' straight up out the hood [Chorus] Turn off your TV partner, let's go ride We can witness all that same drama right outside I'd cancel that bullshit if I could 'Cause it's a 24-hour talk show in the hood [Verse 2] Now let's travel to the white side of the town for a spell This fool we 'bout to check out, man he's funny as hell Somebody ought to whip his ass with a windshield wiper 35 years old walking around the house in a diaper As I flip through the streets bumping tight-ass beats Look at these redneck racists in these white-ass sheets I'ma bring it to their head, nothing left to be said By the time the laws show up, all that shit gon' be red Now look at this ignant bastard over here named Bob He's feeling great because his woman just gave him a blowjob Went on to suck her titties, now he's holding her hand That's when she snatched the wig off and told his ass she a man Now these fellas out in Riv' Oaks, they tryna slang Little punk-ass white boys talking 'bout they in a gang There's some throwed off shit, people up to no good K-Rino, my talk show, I'm coming straight out the hood [Chorus] Turn off your TV partner, let's go ride You can witness all that same drama right outside I'd cancel that bullshit if I could 'Cause it's a 24-hour talk show in the hood [Verse 3] Ooh man, what the hell is going on? Just look around player, everybody doing wrong Everywhere I turn, fools getting out of line Let me give my final thought, drop the beat one time Ricki Lake is fake, Montel can go to Hell Fuck a Boot Camp ass Sally Jessy Raphael Never get no love from me, I stand alone I wouldn't watch it if Jerry Springer was fucking Jenny Jones Same old topics, they just take turns using 'em People mad at folks from the past verbally abusing 'em Girls getting makeovers and dressing with class After coming out with couchie cutters all up their ass You got fights, transvestite, punks and dykes Golddiggers and tricks, blacks against the whites Man, this ain't on the subject but I'll say it before I leave ya Fuck Judge Judy 'cause I don't like her ass either [Chorus] Turn off your TV partner, let's go ride You can witness all that same drama right outside I'd cancel that bullshit if I could 'Cause it's a 24-hour talk show in the hood