My Girlfriend’s Boyfriend

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[Intro] What a crazy year Ha ha ha ha Don't pay no attention to me man I just be thinking stuff Maybe I'm just a lil' paranoid but I [Verse 1] I wonder what it's like be my girlfriend's boyfriend I'm certain that with him she never acts so annoying Straight drama with me, but a angel with her side dude Does she sit with him and vent about the things that I do Layin' on his lap for some sympathy, does she cry too? When I think about it, it's kinda crazy in my view Never showing attitude with him, that's what I thought bra Now he's benefiting from everything I taught her He thinkin' he got him an innocent little rose But the sinister dimensions within her ain't been exposed You ain't even been around her long enough to hear her mouth ring Must be nice to not have to beg her to keep the house clean Stop running the streets, stop being at this and that club Five years with her I ain't never got a back rub All I ever do is sit up hoping that noise end Wonder what's it like to be my girlfriend's boyfriend [Chorus] I wonder what's it like to be my girlfriend's boyfriend Everything cool, no fighting, no arguing, no going hard 'Cause words are blood boiling All I ever did was sit back hopin' the war ends Wonder what's it like to be my girlfriend's boyfriend Everything cool, no fighting, no arguing, no going hard 'Cause words are blood boiling All I ever wanted to do was make the war end [Verse 2] I guess I gotta let you know I'm surprised She no longer looks at me with that glow in her eyes I'ma tell ya how to know it's getin' bad though bro (listen) When no matter what you do she don't get mad know more You tell her you about to leave, she just told you to go She gettin' all dressed up just to go to the store I guess one day we gon' square it off I assume Now when the phone rings she grab it and walk out the room But when she come back she smiling, nothing left to see Now she on the internet looking up dinner recipes (what) All this time I thought I was givin the best of me Now we can even talk without a referee She coming home with new gifts and things When she on Facebook and I walk in she switch the screen 3 A.M. whisperin' on the phone, I straight swarmed She was talking to Jake, but not that dude at State Farm Come on [Chorus] I wonder what's it like to be my girlfriend's boyfriend Everything cool, no fighting, no arguing, no going hard 'Cause words are blood boiling All I ever did was sit back hopin' the war ends Wonder what's it like to be my girlfriend's boyfriend Everything cool, no fighting, no arguing, no going hard 'Cause words are blood boiling All I ever wanted to do was make the war end [Verse 3] I guess I gotta bounce back like a rubber band I'm at the crib, jamming "Toast To The Other Man" I'm like whatever, if she having her fun, let her I'm sittin' here thinking what I've could've done better Now I gotta man up but it's scary though And all I'm tryna say if it's over just let me know Gettin' dumped, uh-huh, I know how that feel 'Cause the things that you won't do another cat will My phone rung, man, it's her, I ain't believing that I'm saying "hello, hello" but ain't nobody speaking back Heard a little mumbling, hold up what was that sound? Real deep voice talking smooth in the background Then I heard her breathing all passionate Now I realized that she called me by accident Hung it up quick before they went all in Now I know what it's like to be my girlfriend's boyfriend [Outro] Well, I see what it is now I guess I'll go on in here and eat these lil' Fig Newtons I got in the kitchen, man Call it a night Man