Flat Vs Globe

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[Verse: Host, Flat Earth Guy & Globe Guy] Once again we'd like to thank you for attending this event Please have a seat and settle in, we're about to begin In debates over this topic, we're seeing an influx So instead of wasting time lets get right down to the crux Now traditionally, we've all been taught for many years That this planet Earth that we're living on is just a sphere The panelist to my right will attempt to prove that While the panelist to my left will try to prove that it's flat Okay, you first, well, anyone with common sense would know That in actuality the Earth can only be a globe This theory of a flat planet is just a fabrication There's years of documented ship circumnavigation You liars came along and eliminated the truth The ancient scholars have all demonstrated the proof We have days, nights, time zones that happen as we spun Verifying that we're absolutely circling the Sun We're not circling the Sun, the Sun's above us, they lie Day and night is a result of it moving from side to side The principles of how are not hard to uncover When it's shining on one side, there's darkness on the other The Sun's 93 million miles away, No, it's not It's closer and smaller than what they taught you and not as hot No revolving, in an upward direction we propel The Sun sits over the flat Earth and the Moon does as well What the hell, you're speaking so miscellaneously Where's the evidence to back the way that you claim it to be? So I need you to explain this to me If the Sun's above a flat Earth, we should all see it simultaneously Okay, okay, next question, you can both issue your case If the Earth is flat, explain the globe pictures from space There's satellites that take shots and photos of capture Those are fake computer generated images from NASA They've lied on many things for the illusion of advancing And please don't even get me started on that Moon landing The pictures keep changing so it's obvious they did it If you research their documents about it, they'll admit it They covered up the truth for years, believe it or not It's all just a fake government engineered plot Well, I have a question since NASA is our space station It's location's in the US, what about the other nations? See, many countries have space programs that excel And they all have pictures of a globe Earth as well You're failing to see this thing as a collective endeavor 'Cause you don't believe that other countries conspire together If the Earth is flat, couldn't you go to the edge and fall? No sir, the edge is blocked by the Antarctica wall There's a block of ice surrounding the planet, totally froze And this is the barrier that keeps everything enclosed The governments of the world know, all of them are in it And it's strange how that part of the planet is off limits Alright back to the globe guy present your next claim Yes sir, I've seen the curvature of Earth while on a plane It's the same with an astronaut... No! with all due respect That curve you think you see is called the Fishbowl Effect That window was probably convexed and round too So naturally the surface seems curved when you look through And another thing that I would like to easily disprove If the Earth is spinning so fast, why don't we feel it move? Well, I'm not surprised that that's a point that you'd rationalize And not take into account the Earth is massive in size And moving at a steady rate of speed that stays the same So the movement isn't felt unless the miles per hour change That's insane, we'd fly off of the planet spinning around And please don't try to say that the gravity keeps us down Gravity's a non-existent force that can't be grasped clearly The physiological function of it is only theory So the concept is alive, there's no pull on the tides We live on the top, there's no one on the bottom or the sides There's a question upon which I'd like my counterpart to expound How come just the Earth is flat and the other planets are round? Mars, Neptune, Jupiter, Venus, even the Sun 'Cause a telescope can clearly show the shape of each one Please explain the traveling over horizons by ships And the curved shadow on the Moon in a lunar eclipse Yo, one question at a time, bro, you hoggin' the mic Flat Earth guy, the floor is yours, take as long as you'd like Well, your horizon question, I'll answer it in an instant The ship's disappearance is all a matter of distance And as for the lunar eclipse is an easy battle The circular form of the Moon dictates the shadow So no matter what the shape of the object that's hovering It's shadow takes the form of the object it's covering And as for other planets being round, that's a no-go What you see in your telescope is different from the NASA photos Okay, that's it, it's over, no more time left to debate this We're glad that both of you were able to present your cases So let me give my point of view before we close out Flat or globe, it's more important things in life to worry about