Bass-Ackwards

Lyrics

[Verse] Hey, what will be my topic today Maybe I'll speak on doing normal things the opposite way I set my alarm after I wake up and then I break out On my birthday I ate the candles then blew the cake out I pass information without knowing the source Right after I got engaged I asked for a divorce The more I go forward it gets harder to endorse I took a drink of course and then I lead the water to a horse A twisted reality within so my mind spins Parked my car in the drive-through, got out and dined in I definitely see life from an unnatural perspective I'm so backwards I'll leave a beep after the message Some heard that I could educate you with dumb words I stood on a curb and killed two stones with one bird The same one I had in my hand while two was in the bush Standing in front of a door that says pull trying to push I buy things I can't use, K-Rino is confused When I get dressed I put my socks on over my shoes I'm the first dude to ever let a parked car hit him Pulled up on a hitchhiker got out and walked with him Money I bet some, I won and kept none Ran away from home and didn't even live where I left from In the fast lane I'm slowing up, I eat right after throwing up I sit around busting balloons before I blow 'em up I got in bed and made it up as I laid I saw the roach already dead and still sprayed him with raid For the past days I've been taking the strangest approach I picked up the TV and tried to change the remote It's getting harder to answer my brains call to order Ate the rice first, then I got a pot and boiled the water Don't think that you can comprehend how bad that it's been Celebrating after I lose and getting mad when I win And if I ever get heated enough to take a life I might stab you with a hollow-point and shoot you with a knife Worked ten years for only two minutes of pub I cross-examined the lawyer then I sentenced the judge My life is like a mirage with my thoughts in a fog Somebody saw me at the park being walked by a dog I let my bike catch two flats and then ride it out I knocked on the door after I was inside the house I bought a jet without checking how much it costed yet Worked on a job and every paid day I wrote my boss a check Point out a street sign to someone blind I saw a crime, grabbed my phone and dialed 119 Kept giving my bread up even though I rolled a 7 When I'm mad at somebody I tell em to go to Heaven I get upset at your happiness and laugh at your pain I don't open up my umbrella 'til after it rains If you ever want to fight me, I'll ruin your plans I'll be punching you with my feet and kicking you with my hands I throw loud parties with gangsters and songs that bang Then I go beat up my neighbors if they don't complain I can't play sports 'cause my mind-state's all strange I tried to gain the first down in a baseball game I'm sitting in therapy so many hours, it's stunning I bathed outside of the tub while the shower is running I'm flipping back and forth like raw and war I pulled up and locked my keys outside of the car If I couldn't spell somehow my grammar would excel Was taken to jail for beating the hammer with a nail When it's cold I'm exposed to the wind when it blows I don't play my intro 'til the end of my shows I hit the road and put the car in park when I drove I cook food in the sink and wash dishes on the stove I walk the neighborhood borrowing money from bums They kicked me out the band for playing the guitar on the drums Any babies in my house pay bills before they grow up I'll invite you to my party then I won't even show up [Outro] Yeah! Yeah, there's something wrong with me Something wrong with me