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If you ain't a cop in Long Island, New York, disregard this The Nassau County Police Department is retarded This for the 3 that it took tryna stop me from startin' (no, you can't do that) I'm fresh off a xan blowin' up on you faggots – bombarding I just parked in that lot with the food that I bought, I was makin' my dinner, was starving It was 6 in the pm, why would I be sleeping? Was hours away from recharging Trespassing? That's funny, you just want my money, you're fuckin' me up cuz you're bored No searches, no seizures, y'all said it don't mean much so all of y'all mothers are whores Y'all found all my weed and a blade, what a shame, I was finna roll me up a fatty (smoke it) I guess I got lucky, they didn't find all of my Addy That would've been bad, intent-to-distribute the Class A's I had Out here just chasin' a bag, I'm tryna be Glad, my paper's what I'm tryna add Once I got out I just bounced but I laughed cuz they let me hold onto my pipe As soon as I got in my whip, I dipped, and threw that shit out at the light Setting me up to fail, oh well, the Bibby the boy won't fall for that Think I'm retarded? I mean this wholeheartedly, you 3 love fuckin' each other's asses They told that I could resolve it, I waited a week like they said for my shit to come in Showed up on Monday to pay and it didn't go great, wasted days, I'm like damn I can't win "You'll have to come back for court, in short, please have a nice day sir, I'm sorry they lied" "No problem" is what I replied, while dying inside, at least I can say that I tried And then I went from LA to New York, lemme tell you the travel was hell Because of a delay I missed all my flights man, the first one just might as well fell Arraignment at 9 in the morning, had only one option, a warrant's not what I'm adoptin' Landed at 9 and was late, about 38, no problem, was probably my race Actually they hadn't started yet… I walked in that bitch with an ego! Officer Rodriguez no es mi amigo I don't remember the others but fuck those 2 people Except the judge, he basically let me go free though It was 3 in the eve, we were at 93, but my docket was 141 And my flight it was nigh at like 5:35, and we don't have teleportation Distraught, go up to a cop, I show her my ticket, said, "please hook it up" She talked to the dude at the front, he let out a grunt, got called up fresh off of a blunt "So you have a plea bargain" It made me cum out of my peehole! Like I never did nothin' illegal (that aspect was probably racially-influenced) I left and flew home like an eagle