Hammered

Lyrics

[Introduction:] Aye, aye, aye, I'm hammered Aye, aye, aye, aye [Verse 1:] I woke up in the morning like "Where's my pants?" Set my (?), bring an ambulance I need a ride home, lost my chance So, I found an (?), and a pair of Vans Then I, then I do the walk of shame Try'na keep my eyes behind the frames Got a lot of missed calls, got a lot of new numbers But, I didn't write no names It's incredible fun that we had, I hope I ain't make no one mad My headache is throbbin' so bad, the end of the night I just faded to black My makeup is smeared on my face My hair is a fucking disgrace I hope I don't run into no one I know before I make it back to my place [Hook:} Turn up, get turnt up Show up, and I show out Keg of beer in my backseat Throw a half a party at your house Cannonball, in the pool Keg stand in the living room (?), get faded Take a brand new dude, to your brother's room I'm hammered, I'm hammered Stick a fork in me, I'm done I'm staggering, and I'm stammering 'til out comes the sun Take a brand new dude, to your brother's room I'm hammered, I'm hammered Stick a fork in me, I'm done I'm staggering, and I'm stammering 'til out comes the sun I said I'm hammered [Verse 2:] I turn up, to turn up, to do it again Call up the homies, invite up your friends My bitches bad, they don't gotta retain All different colors, and all different 10's Tell all these lames to stop wasting my time Forget all the rules, I stay close (?) Getting it in, I ain't worried 'bout time I'm hammered again by the end of the night Faded, sauce, twisted, wash (?), (?), Mazoltuv Smash, (?), plastered, blitz Surrounded by some crazy shit (?), chrome, pussy, drone Violated, every sip (?) to the (?), that he (?), now I'm 86 [Hook 2:] I'm hammered, I'm hammered Stick a fork in me, I'm done I'm staggering, and I'm stammering 'til out comes the sun I said "I'm hammered, I'm hammered" Stick a fork in me, I'm done I'm staggering, and I'm stammering 'til out comes the sun I said I turn up, get turnt up Show up, and I show out Keg of beer in my backseat Throw a half a party at your house Cannonball, in the pool Threw a keg stand in the living room (?), get faded Take a brand new dude, to your brother's room I'm hammered, I'm hammered Stick a fork in me, I'm done I'm staggering, and I'm stammering 'til out comes the sun I said "I'm hammered, I'm hammered" Stick a fork in me, I'm done I'm staggering, and I'm stammering 'til out comes the sun I said "I'm hammered"