The Dedede Medley

Lyrics

(In-between songs and Spoken) King Dedede: And now, the moment you've all been waitin' for! It's gonna be DE-lightful DE-lectable And DE-DE-DESTRUCTIVE! My esteemed guests Put your hands together For the DEDEDE MEDLEY! (King Dedede's Theme) (Sung) Kneel before the might of Dedede Got my hammer at my side, don't cross me All of Dream Land falls under my rule I'm the emperor penguin, and I'm keepin' it cool! If you dare to step outta line I'll introduce ya to this mallet of mine So if you don't wish for me to pound your face Get down on one knee! That's right, know your place! Now you will bow before royalty! Now you better kowtow to Dedede! When I raise my hammer, you better flee! Now my royal subjects, submit to me! Bow to the glorious King Dedede The mightiest king of all time! I'm the king of the land It's all under my command Hail to Dedede! There's but one who dares to step to me That little pink puffball, Kirby When I took all of Dream Land's food That little bugger smacked me up! How rude! If Kirby shows his face tonight I'mma CLOBBAH him with this mallet of mine If he don't wish for me to pound his face Kirby, Kirby, Kirby better know his place! Now you will bow before royalty! Now you better kowtow to Dedede! When I raise my hammer, you better flee! Now my loyal subjects, submit to me! Bow to the glorious King Dedede The mightiest king of all time! I'm the king of the land It's all under my command Hail to Dedede! (In-between Songs and Spoken) King Dedede: Well, look at what we have here! It's that puny pipsqueak himself! I was just talkin' about you, ya know! Kirby: Poyo! King Dedede: Why don't we settle this ol' rivalry of ours once and for all! (Revenge of the Enemy) (Sung) Here we stand, an ancient rivalry Here we stand, at the cusp of victory So Kirby Get ready For the Revenge of the Enemy Now it's time to settle, you and me Now the end has come as you can see Of the debate of Who's greater Kirby or Dedede Now we sound the drums of war For this rivalry of yore Take this! And that! And sound of these, Kirby! Bow to me Triple D No quarter No mercy We're makin history My name will be carried on the breeze! (In Between Songs and Spoken) King Dedede: HEY! That was my favorite mallet! That's it, no more Mr. Nice Dedede I'm breakin' out the big guns for this one! Mask! Bandana Dee: Copy! Masked Dedede: You might recall this ol' getup! Better arm yourself quickly 'Cause Masked Dedede is comin' in hot! (Masked Dedede) (Sung) I'm done playin' around Kirby, your goin' down Let us settle the score I ain't kiddin' no more HA! The kid gloves are off At our final standoff It's just you and me Triple D and Kirby I'm done playin' games Now I'm strokin' the flames Let my subjects sing For the Revenge of the King! Now you face the wrath of Dedede Kirby, you could never hope to conquer me I'm armed to the teeth as you can see! I can feel today will be my victory! Bow to the glory of Dedede The mightiest king of all time! I'm done playin' around, Kirby, your goin' down Hail to the almighty King Dedede We'll settle the score Kirby, it's time for war Lives on the line Victory will be mine My passion holds fast To vindicate the past Let my subjects sing For the Revenge of the King! Now you face the wrath of Dedede Kirby, you could never hope to conquer me I'm armed to the teeth as you can see! I can feel today will be my victory! Bow to the glory of Dedede The mightiest king of all time! I'm done playin' around, Kirby, your goin' down Hail to the almighty King Dedede (Dededestroyer Z) (Spoken) King Dedede: *Laughter* Say hello to the DEDEDESTROYER Z! (Sung) Metal machine Big and mean Biggest you've ever seen Belongs to King Dedede The Goliath is here That's right, cower is fear! Now the people will hear: Triple D is top-tier! Now you face the ARMAMENTS of a mighty king! The robot's gon' administer a clobbering Now I'm gonna DEDEDESTROY everything! Now kick it into overdrive, got another verse to sing! Got them lasers, the Kirb' erasers Keepin' steady, 'cause missiles ready Servomotors, gears and rotors Wheels a-turin', Kirby burnin' Dededestroyer, do your thing! Send that there Kirby on a fling! Now I'm gonna dish out a clobbering! Now to my glory the people will sing! Master piloting Bow before your king I'll bring the hammer down and squash you to goo I say it's curtains for you! Fifty meters high Now it's time to fry! Surely a mecha suit assures victory For the mighty King Dedede! KIRBY! Time to crush you! KIRBY! You are done making your king blue! KIRBY! This great royal is gonna win the royale! You better give up, pal! KIRBY! Time's a-tickin'! I'll give you A butt-kickin'! Gaze upon the GLORIOUS Dededestroyer Z! I've signed, sealed, and delivered my victory For good *Laughter* *Confused Dedede* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! (In Between Songs and Spoken) King Dedede: *cough cough* Heh-heh-heh... you think you won But I got one more trick of my sleeve! Remember THIS thing? (Macho of Dedede/Swole Dedede Scuffle) (Spoken) King Dedede: That's right! We're bringin' back a fan favorite For all you BUFFS out there! *Laughter* (Sung) Macho Dedede: Menacing beef I am armed to the teeth You puny pee-wees should hide, 'cause I'm the baddest dude! Look at my biceps My delts, and my triceps So you think I'm a freak? Well, that's kind of rude! Watch me flex with Herculean strength 'Cause these arms totally befit me Fell the girth, the power, torsion, and length MACHO DEDEDE! KIRBY! I'mma smash you I will bury you And pound you into the ground, oh KIRBY! You can't beat me! So follow these instructions: SUBMIT TO DEDEDE-STRUCTION! KIRBY! I'mma smack you Real hard! KIRBY! You're a little pink blob of lard KIRBY! You can't beat me! Not while I have this power! IT'S TRIPLE-D HOUR! Now you face the strength of a mighty king Kirby, you are in for a clobbering! I will pound you in the ground, I will make you sing Who needs a mallet when my fists can make you cry "Uncle!" Bow to the mighty King Dedede The macho-est king of all time! Show a little respect Or I will snap your neck And do it in rhyme! (Spoken) YEAH I KNOW KIRBY AIN'T GOT NO NECK! IT'S A METAPHOR! I KNOW WHAT A METAPHOR IS! I WENT TO NIGHT SCHOOL! *Laugher* (Sung) Bouncin' around Off the walls and the ground Every muscle of mine can squash you like a pancake! Check out my pecs And the traps on my neck Their size should tell you that the win is mine to take Who needs hammers when you've got arms like these? They're way heavier, as you can see Tussle with my muscles, it ain't a Spring Breeze MACHO DEDEDE! KIRBY! You can't beat me! (I think) KIRBY! I will put you into the drink KIRBY! You can't beat me! I said so already! So get yourself ready KIRBY! I'mma wallop Your face! KIRBY! This ain't a Gourmet Race, oh KIRBY! You can't beat me! Not while I have this power! IT'S TRIPLE-D HOUR! Now you face the strength of a mighty king Kirby, you are in for a clobbering! I will pound you in the ground, I will make you sing Who needs a mallet when my fists can make you cry "Uncle!" Bow to the mighty King Dedede The macho-est king of all time! Show a little respect Or I will snap your neck And do it in rhyme! (Spoken) *Laughter* That's our show, now it's time to go! I'll be in my trailer. Gotta warm down these BICEPS, you know! *Flexing laughter*