Nachos of Dedede

Lyrics

[RecD Dedede] Alright, Dedede! You ready for a good ol' eat-off? It's like a Gourmet Race without the race! [Juno Dedede] And the gourmet... [RecD Dedede] Don't you dare dede-dissify the bell! [Juno Dedede] Lettuce and beef Now I'm pickin' my teeth Already crushed the remains Of this Crunchwrap Supreme! [RecD Dedede] Give it up, punk You know I'm bustin' with junk food If you had as much brains As I have sour cream! [Juno Dedede] I'm the king and I won't throw in the towel! I don't care if this gon' ravage my bowels! [RecD Dedede] I'll bite beef burritos 'til my big belly bursts Then I'll finish first! [Juno Dedede] Bring me Crunchy tacos! [RecD Dedede] Don't forget about Them Bellgrande-fiеd nachos! [Juno Dedede] And Chicken Quesaritos! Bring fifty-sevеn of those! [Both Dededes] To chow down with gusto! [RecD Dedede] Grand up Me a scrambler! [Juno Dedede] Hand me that supreme Chicken chalupa sample! [RecD Dedede] We're ducks, but Who gets the bill? [Juno Dedede] I thought you said that you will! [RecD Dedede] You will! [Juno Dedede] You will! [RecD Dedede] You will! [Juno Dedede] You will! [RecD Dedede] You will! [Juno Dedede] You will! [RecD Dedede] You will! [Juno Dedede] You will! [RecD Dedede] Now listen, bud, my kingdom's kinda lookin' down We just spent nine billion D bills cleanin' out a clown! [Juno Dedede] Don't forget I paid for both our rides so come around And show a little charity to Dedede's crown! [RecD Dedede] Fail to the mighty king Dedede As he eats more than you'll ever munch! [Juno Dedede] It is I who will beat ya With Mexican Pizza You're payin' for lunch! Uh, what even is a "Mexico" anyway? [RecD Dedede] Where pizzas were invented clearly! [Peppino] I sense a great-a disturbance in the Fettucine... [RecD Dedede] Bring on the steak Might be broke, but can't break Or much more than my bowels gonna be in a bind! [Juno Dedede] The grub was too bland In the Forgotten Land So I'll fill up my jowls with cheesy Gordos and lime! [RecD Dedede] They made taco shells outta nacho chips I gotta make ol' Goonie cook some up quick! [Escargoon] Ya better get it with a big side of dip [Both Dededes] Shut up, Escargoon! [Escargoon] Yes, Sire... [RecD Dedede] Here comes The dessert round [Juno Dedede] It's the part where we Gain like fifteen extra pounds! [RecD Dedede] So much for that Keto [Juno Dedede] 'Cause we've got grub to eat-o! Like this dessert burrito! [RecD Dedede] Hang on! That's a churro! [Juno Dedede] I know! But it's wrapped Up tight in a tortilla So it counts! [RecD Dedede] If you're cheatin' I'm triplin' the combos That I'm eatin'! [Juno Dedede] Wait! Did you just stuff tacos in your Baja Blast? [RecD Dedede] I'm doin' what it takes to eat my tacos fast! [Juno Dedede] Well, if that's the game you're playin', boy, then down the hatch! This quesadilla sandwich gonna be your last! [RecD Dedede] Hail to the Strawberry Skittles Freeze As it chills all the beef in my gut! [Juno Dedede] All this fast food devourin' Has my stomach sourin' With a fiery butt! [RecD Dedede] Shoulda gone to Pizza Hut! [Juno Dedede] There's uh, still a mountain of food left... I'll give ya one more chance to fold [RecD Dedede] I don't think foldin' is a good idea right now... Kirby?! What're you doin' in our song?! Also which one are ya? [Kirby] Poyo! [Juno Dedede] Okay, you're his [RecD Dedede] Why ain't you out in the forest eatin' birds? [Kirby] Puuuuuuuyo! [Juno Dedede] Did... did he just out-eat both of us?! [RecD Dedede] Yup... in three seconds. The cheatin' li'l cute ball didn't even sing about it! [Juno Dedede] And all we got to show for it are a pair of achin' bellies as big as the bill... [Max Flexer] Don't worry, Kings Dedede! I'll work those carbs and calories 'til you're both fit and fab like me! [Both Dededes] NOOO! I DON'T WANT BIG BUFF ARMS AGAIN! [Magalor] Aw, man, they're out of Baja Blast [Both Dededes] And we're outta budget! [Magalor] Oh, sorry