MEGALODONTIA

Lyrics

[Intro: Salmonids] You aren't our usual squids, you know But you've stolen too much of our roe Bear witness as the ocean churns Beneath the seven rings' burn! We genuflect with pots and pans Now hear the roar across the land The scent of the king is haunting ya ALL HAIL THE MEGALODONTIA! Big jaws, a bark backed up with bite To spawn and die, the salmon fight A crimson glow lights up the night Take back the salmon birthright The teeth of glory chomp and gnash Pour lifeblood from the gash Light of seven rings, our pans flash As the fires rise and weapons clash! [Verse 1: Salmonids] Salmon stand, and hail the king! Glory, honor, life, our leader brings! To the mouth imperial We gladly serve as the meal! Every gullet of the earth Proves to us that our lives have their worth Flesh and meat Make our defeat A victory of veal! Feel the changing tides for salmon waters must swell Fallen flesh guaranteed to feed the land Be judged to Heaven or hell Now the throat approaches to the dinner bell! (Hail to the king of Salmonids!) Sinking to the depths, you cannot escape In the maw of the ocean king you'll nourish As the teeth stand agape! You can't stop our spawn at every bay and cape! (Hail to the king of Salmonids!) We must save our roe Tremble before Joe! Fight and be devoured In the spawning hour! [interlude, sans] ​heya. fish sure are biting today. heh heh heh… (Hail the king of Salmonids! Hail the king of Salmonids!) ​never "tackled" anything like this before, huh? (Hail the king of Salmonids! Hail the king of Salmonids!) [Verse 2: Salmonids, sans] ​​surely these guys'll tip the "scales" (Hail the king of Salmonids!) ​one way or another, you're gonna fail (Hail the king of Salmonids!) ​though their little swim is not my fault (Hail the king of Salmonids!) ​i won't de"bait" with these results (Hail the king of Salmonids!) ​get the picture? here's the "hook" (Hail the king of Salmonids!) ​best give it up, or else you're cooked (Hail the king of Salmonids!) ​i'm stripped to the bone, they don't want me (Hail the king of Salmonids!) ​you on the other hand... ain't so lucky (Hail the king of Salmonids!) [Verse 3: Salmonids] Spawn and fight and die, feed the holy land (Hail the king of Salmonids!) Spawn and fight and die, heed the king's command (Hail the king of Salmonids!) We're the salmon (Hail the king of Salmonids!) We eat or be devoured! (Hail the king of Salmonids!) Our great king will lead us to the light Our great king will grant victory tonight For the great king, we won't give up the fight Nourish the land, our foes we must smite Fallen or flourished, land shall eat the same Though we may die, the salmon rise again! [Outro: Mr. Grizz] Never had a doubt! Great work! Now get back to the helicopter. Fuel isn't free.