Macho of Dedede WITH LYRICS DX (Remastered)

Lyrics

*Spoken* RAAARGH! I've just about has it with you, Kirby! It's time to break out the BIG GUNS! *Sung* Menacing beef I am armed to the teeth You puny pee-wees should hide 'Cuz I'm the baddest dude! Look at my biceps My delts and my triceps So you think I'm some FREAK!?! Well, that's kinda rude! Watch me flex with Herculean strength Arms colossal as you ever did see Fell the girth, the power, torsion, and length Of Macho Dedede! Kirby! I'mma smash you! I will bury you And pound you into the ground, oh Kirby! You can't beat me So follow these instructions: Submit to Dedede-struction! Kirby! I'mma smack you real hard! Kirby! You little pink blob of lard! Kirby! You can't beat me Not while I have this power! It's Triple-D Hour! Now you face the strength of a mighty king Kirby, you are in for a clobbering! I will pound you in the ground I will make you sing For the darkness in my arms Will throw you out of the ring! Bow to the mighty King Dedede The macho-est king of all time! Show a little respect Or I WILL snap your neck And do it in rhyme! *Spoken* YEAH I KNOW YOU AIN'T GOT NO NECK!!! EVER HEARD OF A FIGURE OF SPEECH!?!? Lemme send you the website for my night school *Sung* Bouncin' around Off the walls and the ground Every muscle of mine Can squash you like a pancake! Check out my pecs And the traps on my neck With their thickness and size The win is mine to take! Who needs hammers When you've got arms like these? They're way heavier, as you can see Tussle with my muscles This ain't no Spring Breeze! Macho Dedede! Hooh! Hah! Kirby! You can't beat me! (I think.) Kirby! I'll blend you in my protein drink Kirby! You can't beat me! I said so already! So get yourself ready! Kirby! I'mma wallop your face! Kirby! This ain't a Gourmet Race, so Kirby! You can't beat me Not while I have this power! It's Triple-D Hour! Now you face the strength of a mighty king Kirby, you are in for a clobbering! I will pound you in the ground I will make you sing Because these glorious cannons Can heft anything! Bow to the mighty King Dedede The macho-est king of all time! You will kowtow to me You will bow, bend the knee Metaphorically! *Spoken* Heh-HAH-heh-heh-heh-heh! Had enough enough yet, Kirby? Too bad Because that was just a WARM-UP! *Sung* Trapped in my traps Kirby's cheeks I'mma clap My lats are larger than life The greatest you've ever seen! Posin' and flexin' That blackened heart hexin' Every fiber within me So I can get mean! I'mma put you taut, ignorin' your cries Stretch you out With shoulder exercise! You're so teeny-tiny next to the size of Macho Dedede! Kirby! I'mma squash you 'Cuz the biceps Are deaf to your cries and pleas, so Kirby! You can't beat me Now go and hit the showers! Above you, I tower! Kirby! Just surrender! You're weak! Kirby! And my chiseled body's on fleek, so Kirby! You can't beat me Not while I have this power! It's Triple-D Hour! Now you face the strength of a mighty king Kirby, you are in for a clobbering! I will pound you in the ground I will make you sing Myfistscanmakeyoucry"Uncle!"whoneedspoeticstructure Or rhyming?! Bow to the mighty King Dedede! The macho-est king of all time! I will crush you, you'll die I don't even need thighs Yes, your end is nigh! *Spoken* Heh-HAH-heh-heh-heh-heh! Now I'M the monstah That'll clabbah that there Kirbeh! Heh-HAH-heh-heh-heh! [Top 10 Moments Right Before Dededisaster] [Dedede Just Got Magolowned]