Macho of Dedede WITH LYRICS

Lyrics

(Spoken) Dedede: RAAAAARGH!!! I've just about had it with you, Kirby! It's time for me to break out... ...THE BIG GUNS! (Sung) Macho Dedede: Menacing beef I am armed to the teeth You puny pipsqueaks should hide, 'cause I'm the baddest dude! Look at my biceps, my delts, and my triceps So you think I'm a freak? Well, that's kind of rude! Watch me flex with Herculean strength 'Cause these arms totally befit me Fell the girth, the power, torsion, and length MACHO DEDEDE! KIRBY! I'mma smash you I will bury you And pound you into the ground, oh KIRBY! You can't beat me So follow these instructions: Submit to DEDEDE-STRUCTION! KIRBY! I'mma smack you, real hard! KIRBY! You're a little pink blob of lard KIRBY! You can't beat me, not while I have this power! IT'S TRIPLE-D HOUR! Now you face the strength of a mighty king Kirby, you are in for a clobbering! I will pound you in the ground, I will make you sing Who needs a mallet When my fists can make you cry "UNCLE!" Bow to the mighty King Dedede! The macho-est king of all time! Show a little respect Or I will snap your neck And do it in rhyme! (Spoken) You think we're done here? I got one more verse to clabber that there Kirby And I'm gonna use it! (Sung) Bouncing around Off the walls and the ground Every muscle of mine can squash you like a pancake Check out my pecs And the traps on my neck Their size should tell you that the win is mine to take Who needs hammers when you've got arms like these? They're way heavier As you can see Tussle with my muscles It ain't a Spring Breeze MACHO DEDEDE! KIRBY! You can't beat me! (I think) KIRBY! I will put you into the drink KIRBY! You can't beat me! I said so already! So get yourself ready KIRBY! I'mma wallop Your face KIRBY! This ain't a Gourmet Race, oh KIRBY! You can't beat me, not while I have this power! IT'S TRIPLE-D HOUR! Now you face the strength of a mighty king Kirby, you are in for a clobbering! I will pound you in the ground I will make you sing Who needs a mallet When my fists can make you cry "UNCLE!" Bow to the mighty King Dedede! The macho-est king of all time! Show a little respect Or I will snap your neck And do it in rhyme! (Spoken) *Laughter* You think a little hot air is enough to topple these guns? I'mma bout to squash you into a Kirby Waffle And there ain't nothing you can do about it *Laughter*