HOTEL MARIO: THE MUSICAL!

Lyrics

[Fake intro with Bowser, Hotel Mario, and Gay Luigi] MUHUHUHUHUHAHAHA Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi? I hope she made lotsa SPAGHETTI! Luigi, look! It's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my 7 Koopa hotels!" You know what I say to that, Bowser? Do you wanna have a bad time? [Intro] This wasn't the usual start, you know Wanna have a bad time? Then let's go Judging from the scene, you already know It's me, HOTEL MARIO [Verse 1] We came expecting spaghetti But now I'll make Bowser regretti It's time to take a vaycay We're gonna ruin Bowser's day! Kidnap Toadstool, you'll answer to me Hotel Mario and Gay Luigi It's time to make a Koopa roast 'Cause you already know, all toasters toast toast [Verse 2] Lakitu get off my cloud Hotel Mario's big and loud Bowser gonna hear that sound When we have our fun The brothers won't take it anymore So we gonna shut those Koopa doors Bowser knows that we'll foreclose Each and everyone [Verse 3] Du-du-du-du, Du-du-du-du Through the halls Gonna stomp every Koopa Troopa that dares to bounce off the walls Morton's Tree Hotel is facing an early fall Huff and puff to blow Roy's house of bricks Destroy Larry's cave, and get to the skies To stop Lemmy's bag of tricks Spooky, scary Ludwig's butt's the next to kick [Verse 4 with Hotel Mario and GRANDAD] Wendy's pennies can't pinch back When GRAND DAD'S On the attack (GRANDAD!) FLEENTSTONES! WE'RE THE FLEENTSTONES! NOW YOUR GONNA FEEL THE CAVEMAN'S RAGE! FLEENTSTONES! YES, THE FLEENTSTONES! GONNA SMACK YOU INTO THE STONE AGE GRAN DAD, GONNA SEND YOU IN THE STREET! GONNA HIT YOU WITH THAT YABBA DABBA YEET! [Interlude with CD-I Ganon and I.M .Meen] Give me the infinity stones And I will make you the greatest face in Koridai Or else you will DIE! The power of the stones will be MINE! [Verse 5 with I.M. Meen and Hotel Mario] Oh, look, what clever plumbers See them shutting all those doors How I hate those goody-goodies How they make me puke on the floor! I've got a little secret That'll really make 'em cry It's a nasty kind of magic From a special kind of guy! Bowser Koopa is a dirty oil tycoon Bowser Koopa is a dirty oil tycoon And now a pasta break; I'll leave it to you Luigi [Outro with Gay Luigi, Hotel Mario and I.M. Meen] And now we need your aid To stop the Bowz's charade So check the Enclosed Instructions Book Go on, and take a look! (I'LL ENCLOSE YOU IN MY BOOK) What are you doing? No! That book! It can't be! IT CAN'T---- EEEE HEEE HEEE HEEE HEEE! [Epilogue with I.M. Meen, CD-I Ganon, and Gran dad] With those goody-goodies and their enclosed instructions book out of the way, nobody can stand against the forces of chaos! The resistance's strongest fighters have already fallen to the snap. I have taken the king's dinner blaster as a trophy We will be rewarded handsomely! No... Hotel Mario... I will avenge you... I WILL YABBA-DABBA-DESTROY I.M. MEEN!!!