Bowser’s Highway Showdown WITH LYRICS - Super Mario 3D World Cover

Lyrics

(Bowser's car enters) [Intro: Bowser] BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA! This ain't your Mama Mia's Mario Kart, chumps! Lemme show ya what a real road hog looks like! [Verse 1: Bowser] King Koopa, comin' through! Pimp my ride, and step aside! Cruisin' and bruisin' you! The traffic laws, I don't have to abide! Here comes the mean machine Vroomin', zoomin' to your doom! Crush brothers red and green And princesses and runty mushrooms, too! Trucks and SUVs Can't compare to me When the Koopa Chase hits the road! Tons of pure horsepower Bring your final hour! Start your engines Your defences Meet their end, since you SCHNOOKS are gon' get towеd! [Interlude: Toad, Bowser] Wait, what? I'm not talkin' to you, shiitake-head! Oh, ok. Wait, did he just call mе- [Verse 2: Bowser] Drivin' right down the street You had better be afraid! My might just can't be beat! You'll kneel before the Koopa motorcade! Hot rod is comin' hot! Learn the true meaning of fear! I'll show ya what I got When I throw the clutch and shift the gear! On my autobahn Yes, your hopes are gone! Watch your step, I haul heavy loads! Think you'll get a kick As these time bombs tick! Start your engines Your defences Meet their end, since you SCHNOOKS are gon' get towed! [Verse 3: Bowser] You might have scratched my paint But Bowser's gonna win this day! Now time to bring the pain! Vehicular manslaughter is the play! I'm runnin' low on fuel But you're still gonna get trashed! This roadster's pretty cruel So pedal to the metal, hit the gas! Plumbers won't get far Past my muscle car I will mow you down, Mario! Engine may be smokin' But I still ain't chokin'! Start your engines Your defences Meet their end, since you SCHNOOKS are gon' get towed! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [Outro: Bowser] End of the road, schmucks! Bwa-hahahaha! AAH-HA-HA- (Peach wrecks Bowser's car with a bomb) Uh-oh NOOOOO! [Koopa Clown in the Car] I'M NOT INSUUUUUUURED!!!!!