Lyrics

Where am I this morning? Not in my own bed God, what an awful morning I slept in my clothes again... Never got up this morning 'cause I didn't go to bed 13 tiny hammers slowly workin' on my head And I've never felt such pain, this hangover's insane You're supposed to be my friend at least you coulda stopped me First I's drinkin' JD, then vodka and some scotch I guess I blacked out and woke up face down in a dirt lot Someone stole my wristwatch and my brand new hat They wrote the words "I'm a drunk" in felt pen on my back Now the girl I's with last night she now hates me And I can't recall exactly what I said Maybe it's because I drank up all her money Maybe it's because I open bottles with my teeth Maybe it's because I'm just so filthy Maybe I don't give a damn Maybe I just don't give a damn So I got up off the ground, then I glanced around Happy that nobody I knew happened by and saw me Well it's finally happened, it's the worst day of my life I guess I lost my car last night, thank god I didn't find it Sailors feel like sailin' and drinkers feel like drinkin' And that's the best damn reason why I just don't give a damn Now the girl I's with last night she now hates me And I can't recall exactly what I said Maybe it's because I drank up all her money Maybe it's because I open bottles with my teeth Maybe it's because I'm just so filthy Maybe I don't give a damn Maybe I just don't give a damn