Stone Face Joe

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well, let me tell you a story About old Stone Face Joe He couldn't find a wrinkle Or any beard to grow The people didn't know it But he never ever cracked a smile But he he'd laugh and play with you He'd rather run a mile [Chorus] Stone Face Joe, you're really not that cold And we really love you so, Stone Face Joe [Verse 2] Well, I saw you at the movies The one with Richard Pryor And when the show was through at 8:00 You played like you'd expire But please give me mercy If I'm being so naive But if you ever get a chance Just give a smile, pretty please [Chorus] Stone Face Joe, we really know you're not so cold And we love you so, Stone Face Joe [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] Stone Face Joe, we really know you're not so cold Oh yeah, we love you so, Stone Face Joe [Interlude] - Wait, wait, you've been singing about me, right? - Right - Right. Well, I could, I could consider you one of my, one of my closest friends, right? - We're friends - Am I right or wrong? - You're right - There's something that I've got to tell you. I've got to tell you this. It's been on my mind - I'm here - It happens, I, I don't know how to laugh - You what? - No, I don't know, I really don't know - You don't know how to laugh? - I don't know how to laugh. No. Let me show you. Every time I try it comes out something like this, "Velshaya", "Velshaka" - What are you doing? - Now please, don't anybody. I just don't know, I just don't know how to laugh - Let me hear that again - I can't help myself. Try it again? Try it again. Okay, it's gonna turn out the same way. I want you to show me - Alright, let's hear it - Okay, I'll try it again. "Velsha" "Velsha" - Oh my god - Can you show me? - There's nothing I can do - Just show me any. Listen, I'll pay you, I'll pay you. Just show me [Chorus] Stone Face Joe, we really love you so And hey, and hey, the people don't know you're just being Stone Face Joe [Verse 3] Let me tell you He's doing better, without much of a try But when he's having trouble He gets help from all the guys [Outro] - Let me try it - Ha ha ha, ha ha ha - "Velshucka" - No, ha ha - "Velshucka" - Come on, man, shit - "Velshucka" "Velshucka" - Ha ha ha, ha ha ha - I got it, I got it "Velshucka" - Ha ha - No, I got it, I got it, "Velshucka" - Ha ha ha, ha ha ha (There it is, he got it) - "Velshucka" "Velshucka" - Not yet - I didn't get it. Oh well