We Should Have an Affair

Lyrics

[Intro: Julian Velard & Rachel Velard] We've been together a long time Oh, I know... ten years of marriage, two kids So I, I just thought it might be nice to... Shake things up, just a little bit? Maybe? [Chorus: Julian Velard & Rachel Velard & both] We should have an affair We don't know what's out there Maybe someone to share We should have an affair Nothing good on TV I know you're bored with me I promise not to compare We should have an affair [Verse 1: Julian Velard & Rachel Velard & both] We know each restaurant in town Closed every nightclub down It's time for something new for you and me We'vе got a lot of road ahead And a brand-new king size bеd Why two and not three? [Chorus: Julian Velard & Rachel Velard & both] We should have an affair Throw our pants in the air Tie someone to a chair? Sure! We should have an affair [Bridge: Julian Velard & Rachel Velard] Wow! This place is amazing! Oh my gosh! Julian, where are we? Rachel, I-I think we're in Paris Paris? I've always wanted to go to Paris This is bread is so good! Oh, it's so fresh! What, what do they call this? Pain au chocolat? Hey, is that accordion player who I think it is? Weird Al? It's totally him! Oh, it's totally him Hey, he's looking at us Huh Hey, how you doing? [Chorus: Julian Velard & Rachel Velard & both] I'll wear leather and lace Put a mask on my face I kind of like— the au pair? Yes, I love her! We should have an affair [Verse 2: Julian Velard & Rachel Velard & both] Let's do it once, we'll take it slow No one will ever know We'll keep it between us And the girl we choose Yes, or maybe it could be a guy We won't know till we try What's left to lose? [Chorus: Julian Velard & Rachel Velard & both] We should have an affair Why are we being so square? Yeah, we've been married for years Let's check in with our peers We should have an affair [Outro: Julian Velard & Rachel Velard & both] Be a bit rock and roll Throw our keys in a bowl Take out a personal ad Who says orgies are bad? I wanna sleep with a cop Once we start, we won't stop It's all waiting out there We should have an affair