My Single Friends

Lyrics

My single friends They go out to all the bars Stay up late And write songs and their guitars Eat like shit in their clothes that still fit I'm just a little bit Jealous, I admit My single friends They're allowed to make mistakes Fall in love and then slam right on the brakes Go have sex with a lunatic ex While I'm writing checks I don't get to have sex My single friends Live each night like it's their last No regrets, never think about the past Thеy just drink and get some bad ink Throw up in the sink, it's not as fun as you think No, not at all Boys, go out and do your thing I'vе got lullabies to sing To these little people On whose happiness I depend I've got a life I wanna keep Jesus Christ, I need to sleep More than a night that never ends With my single friends My single friends They come over once a year They're terrified, ask me what I'm doing here Don't know why my children cry And my wife won't say hi It's 'cause she hates these guys My single friends Now and then we'll catch a game "How's your wife?" They still call her "what's-her-name" And when the game's through, I know just what they'll do It's what they always do I'm done with this crew I found something new Boys, go out and do your thing I've got lullabies to sing To these little people On whose happiness I depend I've got a life I wanna keep Jesus Christ, I need to sleep More than a night that never ends With my single friends