If You Left Me

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If you left me, I'd be sad I'd also be a little mad I'd probably drink a lot more beer Eat McDonald's for a year If you left me, I'd be cold Tell myself I'm not too old Do some push-ups every day "Looking good" my friends would say Maybe I'd meet somebody Anybody Stay with them for a night or two I'm sure you'd meet somebody Anybody Would love you like I do If you left me, I'd be poor The kids won't know me anymore Not sure how I'd pay the rent Half my life's already spent If you left me, I'd be free Become somebody who's not me Somеone you wouldn't even know Maybе then you wouldn't go Maybe I'll think of something Change the one thing That's all that I have to do Then we'd be left something Instead of nothing I'd like that, wouldn't you? If you left me, I'd be dead Maybe I should leave instead Maybe it's just another fight Why don't we kiss and say and goodnight?