I Can’t Believe You’re Pregnant (Again)

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I can't believe you're pregnant again Didn't think life could get better and then God blessed us twice, Jesus Christ, Amen I can't believe you're pregnant again I'm not crying, these are tears of joy Don't matter to me if it's a girl or a boy The apartment's a mess, nothing left to destroy I can't believe you're pregnant again Let's spend it all on childcare Till one of us becomes a millionaire Maybe then we'll have a couple more Why stop at two when we can have four? Just because we're broke don't mean I'm cheap When you're already drowning, it don't matter how deep At the end of the day, it's only sleep I can't believe you're pregnant again Truth be told, I was good with one Thought of my days of diapers were done But married people can still have sex And this is one of the side effects I shouldn't be surprised by the situation A new child is cause for celebration So here's to you successfully tracking ovulation And here's to me finding my zen I can't believe you're pregnant again