Goodbye Hollywood, Hello Adulthood

Lyrics

How does this story go? Not sure I wanna know Am I a star in the making? Immortality's taking its time Let's have another drink I'll play you one more song I'll make it nice and long "Hey Jude" goes down well with whiskey Letting go might be risky but I'm Ready to take a real chance Explore the mysteries of derivative finance Face the great unknown Make monthly payments on a 10-year adjustable loan Walk out this bar and say Goodbye Hollywood Hello adulthood I'm ready for you now When does this story end? How long must I prеtend This is the life that I drеamed of If you knew what my self-esteem does late at night You'd have another drink I'll write me one more song I'll probably get it wrong It might not be it entertaining I'm giving up on explaining myself What's there to understand? I got caught up in supply, forgot about demand And opportunity cost I took the road less traveled and I got lost Don't need a map to say Goodbye Hollywood Hello adulthood I'm ready for you Heading toward you You're not the way I thought you'd be You're proud and funny Value for money A corduroy suit just made for me And when I stop to think Soon as I finish my drink I realize you were always right here, waiting for me I finally understand My life's not gonna turn out the way I planned It's a simple fact Every one-trick pony gets a second act Blow me a kiss and say Goodbye Hollywood Hello adulthood I'm ready for you now