(truth paste)

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Are you suffering from truth decay? You're not alone! Millions of Americans experience sensitivity, holes or pits in their truth, and difficulty chewing. It's so prevalent these days, you might brush it off at first, but don't! Try Fact-Guard truth paste! Hey sugar, sugar, what's the tagline? Truth you can trust That's right. That's truth you can trust! Now in bubblegum, sweet and sour, and turkey dinner!