It’s A Perfect Relationship

Lyrics

[ELLA] It's crazy, ridiculous It doesn't make sense, that's true But what can I do? I'm in love with a man Plaza oh, double four, double three It's a perfect relationship I can't see him, he can't see me I'm in love with a voice Plaza oh, double four, double three What a perfect relationship I talk to him and he just talks And yet I can't help won'dring What does he look like? I wish I knew What does he look like? Is he six foot seven or three foot two? Has he eyes of brown or baby blue? Big and mighty or underfed? Trim black moustache or beard of red? Can he dance like Fred Astaire? Is he dark or is he fair? Pompadour or not a hair? Well, I don't care! I'm in love with a man Plaza oh, double four, double three It's a perfect relationship And that's how things should always be Our love can never lose its mystery 'Cause I'll never meet him and he'll never meet me No, he'll never meet me What does he look like? My sleeping prince? What does he look like? He could be the fat and balding type? Or rugged tweeds with a briar pipe Dark-rimmed glasses — super-mind Or the sweet, poetic kind It doesn't matter what he'd be How he'd love me! [ELLA, spoken] Susanswerphone [JEFF'S VOICE, spoken] Hello, mom? [ELLA, spoken] Yes, Mr. Moss? [JEFF'S VOICE, spoken] You wake me up in a coupla hours? [ELLA, spoken] Yes, Mr. Moss [ELLA] But he's still just a voice Plaza oh, double four, double three What a perfect relationship I can't see him, he can't see me He calls me Mom, he thinks I'm sixty-three And I'll never meet him, and he'll never meet me No, he'll never meet me