Lyrics

If you're ever in a jam, here I am If you're ever in a mess, S.O.S If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I'm your bail It's friendship, friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships have been forgot Ours will still be hot A-lottle-dottle-dottle-dig-dig-dig If you're ever down a well, ring my bell And if you're ever up a tree just phone to me A-yes-sir-ee If you ever lose your teeth and you're out to dine, borrow mine It's friendship, friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships have been forgate Gate? Ours will still be great A-lottle-dottle-dottle-chuck-chuck-chuck If they ever black your eyes, put me wise If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose And if they ever put a bullet through your brain, I'll complain It's friendship, friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships have been forgit Ours will still be it A-lottle-dottle-dottle-hep-hep-hep If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind And if you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh It's friendship, friendship Just a perfect blendship When other friendships are up the crick Ours will still be slick A-lottle-dottle-dottle-woof-woof-woof Hep-hep-hep A-chuck-chuck-chuck A-dig-dig-dig Good evening friend!