We Got Hours

Lyrics

[Intro: Skullkruncher13 & Patfan] Cringe Records, 2018 Bleach Nation! Where my tide pods at? Oh, there you are Let's go! [Refrain: Skullkruncher13, Skullkruncher13 & Patfan] I got hours! On any kind of game Grindin' away, I don't have the time to waste it On showers! I sit inside all day I prefer online, but I do not mind campaigns Unlock powers! I got the highest rank I like spankin' fools who don't recognize my name They're all cowards! Now run and hide in shame Signed on and I'm dominating my domain I got hours! [Verse 1: Skullkruncher13 & Patfan] To turn thirty but I'm young in my thumbs Pistol Pat by my side, we moved in with his mum! Got the house to ourselves, shelves stocked with Hot Pockets I'm locked into my Xbox and failure's not an option Call my dick "Microsoft" - It's got money! Terrible customer service, but the bitches just keep on coming! I watch hot Twitch chicks, I love when they stream But I don't donate to them, I let them donate to me! [Chorus: Andrea Storm Kaden] It's so hot the way you play those games And I find it so sexy when you wear sweatpants every day Gucci clothes and flashy cars won't get you anywhere Just keep grinding the hours, 'til there's no more left to share [Refrain: Skullkruncher13, Skullkruncher13 & Patfan] I got hours! But who's counting achievements? I need that one-hundred percent completion I got power! In all the clans that I'm leading I got my enemies hairlines receding They're all sour! Like my breath after feeding On these cheeseballs, never brush my teeth in the evening Fuck showers! Only thing that I'm cleaning is your clock Your controllers will be broken and bleeding But not ours! [Verse 2: Skullkruncher13, Patfan, Both] 'Cause we are good at the games If that wasn't clear, we are good at the games I'll say it again, we are good at the games But fuck my mom's caretaker, he sucks at the games! I mean, his name's Dave, what a flippin' dumb name Thanks for takin care of my mom, but dude, you're so lame! Can you ride your bike with no hands? I can! I made a plan to abandon my family, I couldn't stand 'em! I took the car, and left 'em with nothin' He wasn't bluffin', he dumped off his kids and took all their mini muffins Little brats were crying, and I was laughing! Hop in the cruiser, dude, now our dreams can happen! Video games anytime of day We grind away as my mother's mind decays But I'm okay (He's okay!) We got a lot more than cash sitting in our bank We got hours [Chorus: Andrea Storm Kaden] It's so hot the way you play those games And I find it so sexy when you wear sweatpants every day Gucci clothes and flashy cars won't get you anywhere Just keep grinding the hours, 'til there's no more left to share [Outro: Skullkruncher13 & Patfan] I got hours!