The Bastion Musical

Lyrics

[Intro] Beep-beep-beep, beep-beep-beep Beep-beep-beep, beep-beep-beep Beep-beep-beep, beep-beep-beep Beep-beep-beep-beep [Verse 1] This world is paradise, scenic and beautiful The forest comes to life, it's like a musical Is it ironic that I'm an Omnic? (That he's an Omnic) I'm not at odds with nature now that I'm part of it I used to be on my own 'til I found you ('Til ya found me) Make yourself at home, look around you (Look around me) We'll build a life and do what friends do While I try to forget what I've been through [Breakdown] You set me off, now rest in peace I'll **** you up when you step to me Your blood will run through every street You ******* won't even get to scream I'll drop robot obscenities While I bathe in the flesh of my enemies It's time to wipe this planet clean Of the ****-stain called 'humanity' Pump you full of lead from head to feet Shred to pieces like a fat bag of meat I laugh happily at you as you bleed Brutality is all Bastion needs My turret's gonna **** you up Now eat my bullets, taste my rust Tongue my bolts, and suck my nuts You're a bunch of ******* ***** [Verse 2] Excuse that tiny outburst, where'd I digress? (Where'd he digress?) After the Omnic Crisis, I've been a mess if you couldn't guess Those days are long behind me, so don't be scared (So don't be scared) Yes, I've seen better days, but I'll make repairs! Though I'm a bit rusty, trust me (Doo-doo), no one's gun's bigger Use soft voices, 'cause loud noises might get me triggered [Breakdown] What in the mother-of-**** was that? PTSD's comin' back! Been runnin' trains since Vietnam, and I've gone nuts deep inside your mom! No time to run, it's time to die, I see you pussies tryin' to hide You're just a Motley Crew of cowards You're Overwatch? I'm overpowered Like a homicidal artist, I'll paint your brains on the wall, *****! I love the mess, I'm covered in carnage Earth's a dumpster, you're it's garbage You're all weak, I'm a Tank Hope you freaks like gettin' spanked! Armor's strong, gun is long Don't believe me? Ask your mom— [Verse 3] That's just my sense of humor, it's all for laughs! (It's all for laughs) Tell your mom I'm so sorry—for not calling back, ***** I need space for a while to do some thinkin' (To do some thinkin') Because once I get hostile, you'll face extinction I frolic and dance with the animals (Doo-doo-doo) They don't mind if I'm a bit mechanical Still, I find myself longing to murder everybody [Chorus] I'm the last ****ing Bastion, all of my kind are dead I'll kill all of you bastards, 'cause that's all I have left I will massacre the masses, tear your families apart You'll be slaughtered like the filthy ******* cattle that you are [Post-Chorus] Come with me, my feathered friend We'll stick together until the end We'll live out each of our dreams How I love to hear their screams [Outro] Humanity is a festering sickness These foul swine will be cleansed in the fires of absolution I will stamp out the lives of the parasitic maggots And open the foundation of this cancer I am the cure for this repugnant disease Praised be the Omnics responsible for mankind's eradication—