The Ballad of COD

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Am I the only one who feels like they're on crazy pills? After the first Modern Warfare, the series took a turn downhill And look at you now, you're just a face in the crowd Battlefield is stepping up, but why are you stepping down? I guess every love story has to end Make you feel better if I said we'll just be friends? [Verse 2] But I won't forget you, and the times we had When the franchise was still young, and it wasn't bad, no Now I can't stand what you have become If what we had was true love, then you might try changing it up, because You got too comfortable in this relationship And you assumed I would still love you if you just stopped changin' shit Makin' the same game every single time when you release the new one And I hate to have to say this, but you and me are so done [Verse 3] I'm not the only one sick of the same routine, day in, day out We all see what you've become Half of these maps have the exact same layout But in Call of Duty: Ghosts, you thought it would be sweet To make the map so massive, you can't find the other team You just add a couple guns, change a couple perks Switch the names up for Killstreaks, then hope it's gonna work [Verse 4] What I ask of you now is to oblige one small request Stop making Call of Duty games, trust me, it's for the best You'll be making Call of Duty 693 And you'll end up just as irrelevant as Final Fantasy [Bridge] Woah, woah, hey, man Uh, yeah? Those games are sick What, Final Fantasy? Yeah Uh, well I don't play 'em, so, irrelevant Now where was I? Oh, yes [Outro] Goodbye COD, 'cause Call of Duty fuckin' sucks Goodbye COD, 'cause Call of Duty fuckin' sucks Goodbye COD, 'cause Call of Duty fuckin' sucks dick