Slenderman Vs Freddy Rap Battle

Lyrics

[Intro] "Ladies and gentlemen, in one corner, we got the legendary MC Slen-Daddy, and in the other corner, the Nightshift Delinquent, DJ Freddy Faz Let's keep this battle a—" Shut up, give me the mic Fazbear's back in the house, but that ain't a surprise Let's get the party started, someone turn down the lights [Verse 1: Freddy Fazbear & Slenderman] It's the grand opening, bring on over your friends Hopefully, you got Fazbear tokens to spend I thought you just closed, now you're open again? I wonder how long until you're broken again, ha Excuse me, but were you invited? Do what you do best, Fred, and bite it Ooh, that's clever And you can do better? I'd offer you pizza, but aren't you trying to stay slender? Shut up Sorry, man, did that offend ya? If you babysit, I wouldn't recommend ya I'll wipe my ass with all eight of your pages You work all day and you don't make any wages That must suck, being stuck in a restaurant Have you ever gotten past the exit? I bet not Fazbear's Pizza, now hiring? I wouldn't apply if my career was dying! [Chorus] Scream, shriek, and shout Don't hold back, let it out When you do, make it loud Now it's finally going down Slenderman, Freddy Faz You have both met your match Take a hike, watch your back We will settle who is better with a rap (Battle) [Verse 2: Slenderman & Freddy Fazbear] Don't mess with me, I've been around longer At least I'm not a creepy little kid stalker Sounds personal, did I strike a nerve with you? Did you get kidnapped when your parents deserted you? How sad, when they left, I bet it hurt Didn't I see you on "To Catch A Predator"? Go get yourself a BJ from Foxy At least I got friends, you have to make yourself proxies If you had a face, it would be a sad one I'd bite off your frontal lobe if you had one I'm running the show But you're running the show poorly Can I offer you some WD-40? I'm sick of all your dumb-ass fans bragging "Look at me, I jumped on the FNAF bandwagon!" By the end of the night, we'll have you crying for hours That suit is lame, you should try one of ours [Chorus] Scream, shriek, and shout Don't hold back, let it out When you do, make it loud Now it's finally going down Slenderman, Freddy Faz You have both met your match Take a hike, watch your back We will settle who is better with a rap (Battle) [Verse 3: Slenderman & Freddy Fazbear, Both] This might cross the line, but I'm not sorry I went to Chuck-E-Cheese for my birthday party I bet all you did was play in the ball pit Why yes I did, and I f**king loved it Ooh, you're breaking up, how anti-climactic I can barely hear you through all of that static Maybe you should get an update, you could use it Your rhymes are predictable, like your movements And when it comes to jumpscares, take a lesson! Says the egghead with the blank expression! You're looking pretty pale, that's an understatement Must be from all the years in your mother's basement Leave my mother out of it Say one more word, you'll die Or maybe I'll just call up the purple guy You'll never have my charm You'll never match my power Let's see who can make the people scream louder [Chorus] Scream, shriek, and shout Don't hold back, let it out When you do, make it loud Now it's finally going down Slenderman, Freddy Faz You have both met your match Take a hike, watch your back We will settle who is better with a rap (Battle)