Punch Club

Lyrics

[Intro] Legends are not born They're made in mom's garage [Verse 1] Tell me, what is the sum of the man But the weight of the plates held in his hand Oh, you'd better get a grip, I mean on the bar See, I don't need cardio 'cause I got heart I put the work in, it'll be worth what comes out You gotta earn it, I feel the burn where it counts Because I'm learnin' how to turn off my doubt I'm getting so ripped, but like the perfect amount I'm talkin' lean and aesthetic with applicable strength Nobody's body dysmorphia is winning today Don't you tell me that my muscles are small (You know I got 'em) If so, might as well have no muscles at all (And daddy problems) I swear to God, I'm all natty, but my gains are the largest Back to back with my opponent in our trainin' montages When we're edited together, sort of homoerotic But we both have female love interests and mine is the hottest Fuck a treadmill, the bro split is all that I'm running And sure, my body performs, but it's additionally stunning I'm starting to feel like Arnold while I'm all huffing and puffing 'Cause when I'm getting the pump, it kind of feels like I'm cumming Somebody give me a spot "Do you need a lift off?" Eh, probably not I put up this much weight for two reps last week No one was there to see me do it, but I did, trust me [Chorus] First rule of Punch Club (And the second one too) No one talks about Punch Club (So what if I do?) But technically that doesn't Mean I won't make a song about Punch Club [Verse 2] I work a day job on a construction site If I got laid off, I'd hit the gym all the time And get my weights up, no one would be swole as me But I would not have the cash to buy all my groceries Okay, up to this point I've been focused on size I need agility and stamina, I'll diversify Before I go find my father, 'cause he's been gone for some time I've found that exercise is quite a healthy outlet of mine [Bridge] It's time to kick the bag, hit the pads Like a report card, I'm ripped up bad I don't even stop when I need a breath Actually, I need a sec Back to the routine, get through it Up against the ropes, put your back into it Ain't no pain without gain No gettin' off when you're on this train [Pre-Chorus] Just hit me with your best shot I will always be stronger and swoler Yeah, I'm getting ready to squat With the weight of the world on my shoulders [Chorus] First rule of Punch Club (And the second one too) No one talks about Punch Club (So what if I do?) But technically that doesn't Mean I won't make a song about Punch Club [Outro] To get even more technical This track is actually for Punch Club 2 (Fast Forward) Sweat it all out, don't forget to cool down And remember this club is what you don't talk about