Pickle Rick Rap

Lyrics
[Intro: Patfan & Skullkruncher13] Morty What? Morty Rick? Rick, where are you? I'm in the garage, Morty What are you doing Rick? Yeah, yeah, Morty, flip me over Morty, flip me over What is it? [Verse 1: Patfan] I'm a pickle! Why? Because I can, bitch Not the kind that you put on your sandwich No hands, but I can manage This isn't natural, but I feel organic Fermented in the finest brine I'm the kinda pickle that gets better with time Get on my level, you scared of me? What? I'm a nutcase, fuck therapy Cool as a cucumber's composure But you know me, I don't keep it kosher I'm not for lunch, but I'm on a roll Don't want it sliced? You want it whole I'm going right down the gutter If I'm not home by five, call a plumber This pickled-Rick is thick in girth I can't be flushed like a resistant turd I been putting in a lot of work and labor As Pickle Rick, pest exterminator Roughing up rats and roaches In a exo-suit, buenas noches Hack and slash the pack apart with blades And nail the fattest rat like a wall display Gotta jet, but I'd love to stay Want a nibble of this pickle? Not today [Bridge: Skullkruncher13] Oh Solenya, how you haunt me Now I know what makes you salty Threw away half my sandwich, uneaten Oh Solenya, wretched demon! [Verse 2: Patfan & Skullkruncher13] Pickle parkour! Flippin' and shit Russian thugs, say goodbye to your kids I made a death trap of your embassy You see any double-A's? Give them to me Then I'll waste you with my laser Today, Jaguar won't be your savior A pickle knows how to get a Russian flustered And if I get shot, apply some mustard Pickle Man, this isn't personal Oh jeez that's so original You're an action movie cliché I've never died, and won't today I must avenge the death of my daughter Look at that, we're both terrible fathers Let's team up, we got the same agenda "Farewell, Solenya" [Outro] Rick can pick a pickle Rick can pick a pickle Rick can pick a pickle Pickle, pickle Rick can pick a pickle Rick can pick a pickle Rick can pick a pickle Pickle, pickle Rick can pick a pickle Rick can pick a pickle Rick can pick a pickle Pickle, pickle Rick can pick a pickle Rick can pick a pickle Rick
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Credits
- Writers
- Christian Ames