Not Your Father’s Son

Lyrics

[Intro: Andrea Storm Kaden] (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) [Verse 1: Skullkruncher13] Some of us come up from the bottom Not me, I started underneath Between me and my father, we got Chthonic beef Wanna keep me locked up, you gotta kill me And if you wanna play the heel, I'll be your Achilles Can't keep me in the dark, sorry Mama Nyx Like an Olympic Salmon, I'm swimmin' up the Styx All the way, ain't nothing gonna stop me Sorry Cerberus, but you're barkin' up the wrong tree Doggonnit, I want out this house I got two hot feet and I'm about to bounce I'm sick of being grounded in Hades, damn Pops, you're a god, but you're not a ladies' man You never got consent from Persephone She already left your ass so resentfully Cause hell hath no fury like a woman scorned Or so you thought before your son was born [Chorus: Andrea Storm Kaden] With mountains to climb and dungeons to run You might be divine, but you'll find you're not your father's son (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) No fate knows what you'll become (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) But thank god you're not your father's son [Verse 2: Skullkruncher13] Charon's ferry may only go one way But I'll paddle back up shits creek someday I'm the Prince of Hades, I can take you under Uncle Zeus trained me to bring the thunder So I'll rain down doom like a godly storm I was taught by Ares what a god is for Athena, I don't need defense, you got me bored I would drop a shield just to draw my sword I'll dive right in, just like Poseidon Now your behind is gonna meet my trident When I earn a boon, I deserve the finest So Dionysus, provide the wine list I know Thanatos, I'm a friend of death And Hypnos, I'm a legend on which you haven't slept Cause I put the work in, thanks for the help, Skelly If they pick a bone with you, won't you go give them hell, Z? [Chorus: Andrea Storm Kaden] With mountains to climb and dungeons to run You might be divine, but you'll find you're not your father's son (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) No fate knows what you'll become (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) But thank god you're not your father's son [Verse 3: Skullkruncher13] From the pits of Tartarus to the Elysium fields No sleep 'til Olympus and the peak is the deal Cause the throne of Hades ain't a seat that I'm feelin' And believe Zagreus gon' be keeping it real Even if I'm mythological, I am diabolical Causing all my father's hair to fall out the follicles The surface is all I wanna see And nothing in the Underworld is stoppin' me Fight and flight is my philosophy Cause I'm no Homer, but I'm on my Odyssey Sculpted like a god and I'll work that Aphrodite even taught me how to thirst trap Now I make 'em all weak like I'm Hercules What you call furies are for sure groupies No tragedy here, my family's makin' amends I'm the reason Orpheus is singin' again [Chorus: Andrea Storm Kaden] With mountains to climb and dungeons to run You might be divine, but you'll find you're not your father's son (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) No fate knows what you'll become (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) But thank god you're not your father's son