Naked and Nasty

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Wakin' up naked, face down on the shore With a hangover and nothing but a rock and torch What the hell happened last night? (Huh?) I'm not really sure (What?) But I'm lookin' for handouts if you got anymore (Pretty please) Like a pair of pants? I'll take anything you can give to me (Gimme, gimme, gimme) Don't even need a weapon yet, can I have my dignity? I'll work at minimum wage, I'm quite good at hitting trees And if you'd like, I can hike up my toxicity I might have to die four hundred times But someday, I may be the lord of the flies I see myself on an iron throne Inside castle walls stacked high with stone But right now, I'm up shit's creek without a paddle Can't even wipe my ass, how am I supposed to battle? When I'm resurrected, I am met with death every time Then I respawn on a beach and it's back to the grind and I'm [Chorus] Naked (Naked) But I gotta get nasty (Oh no) Clothing is overrated (Hate it) Is it me or is it drafty? (So cold) I'm not even worth raidin' (Raidin') Doesn't mean I'm not crafty (Yeah, yeah, yeah) You should be afraid of nakeds 'Cause they may get nasty [Verse 2] Negative-nine degrees outside And I'm catching quite a breeze, ignite A tiny campfire to lie beside Now everybody is finding me, time to hide I no longer have a problem with my body image (Uh-uh) I'm a strong woman (Yeah), and I've got the business My butt and thighs are rock hard, I get a lot of fitness (Damn) And I'm proud of my house, though it's hardly finished So what if I'm no good with a bow or a spear? (Oops) Maybe if I just hold one, then no one will come near? But I'm starting to starve, I should scavenge some rations You're never too desperate when loincloth's in fashion The sweatiest, saltiest beast is a creature with nothing to lose I fear I will never know peace, at least I've come to love running in the nude The night is upon me, is somebody watching? I hear nearby footsteps, a gun hammer cocking Before he attacks, I smash his skull with a stone first Then I die of exposure and wake up [Chorus] Naked (Naked) But I gotta get nasty (Oh no) Clothing is overrated (Hate it) Is it me or is it drafty? (So cold) I'm not even worth raidin' (Raidin') Doesn't mean I'm not crafty (Yeah, yeah, yeah) You should be afraid of nakeds 'Cause they may get nasty [Bridge] (Break it down for the kids!) But somewhere out there waits a friend for you Alone and scared and just as bare as you Together you'll find beauty in adversity This land is rich with culture and diversity (Suck my ass and get good, b****!) [Verse 3] I felt ashamed when I first awakened I was so afraid and did I mention, naked? But I learned to be free of my burdens Look at me now, the tables are turnin' See, I gathered materials, built some thin walls To become a kingdom, you must begin small Now I've got a compound, an army of men They obey my commands, no, they are not my friends I'm a crime lord, my domain's so large Call me the next Pablo Escobar I kept telling myself that my wealth would bring joy Yet I feel empty, despite all my toys I see a naked running, he reminds me of myself So I decide to ask him if he might require help "I'm trying to find my friends right now and I'm so lost" I blow his fuckin' brains out and take my clothes off, 'cause I'm a [Chorus] Naked (Naked) But I gotta get nasty (Oh no) Clothing is overrated (Hate it) Is it me or is it drafty? (So cold) I'm not even worth raidin' (Raidin') Doesn't mean I'm not crafty (Yeah, yeah, yeah) You should be afraid of nakeds 'Cause they may get nasty