Meet the Crew (Remastered)

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Scout] Got your head spinnin', runnin' circles around ya With a baseball bat that I'm usin' to pound ya I'll be up in your face in the blink of an eye No, I don't got wings, but I don't need 'em to fly With a couple double jumps, I'll be fleein' the zone Pick up your intel quick, then I'm bringin' it home I'm a pretty big deal, that's the honest truth I mean, do you even know who you're talking to? [Verse 2: Soldier] About face, maggots, stand at attention Learn from a soldier who's reached perfection Forward charge with my RPG Helmet so low, I can hardly see Bam, rocket jumpin' all over the place Finish you punks with a shovel to the face If that don't kill you, it'll break your nose I hope you weasels are taking notes! [Verse 3: Pyro] Welcome to my magical candy land Where smiles are from ear to ear And everyone loves each other Come and spread the cheer [Chorus] This rap is kind of overdue (Right?) But now it's time to meet the crew (Tight) The crazy dudes of TF2 So take a side, RED or BLU (Woo) After I pick my class, I'm gonna kick your ass 'Cause that's what we were born to do [Verse 4: Engineer] Let's set up shop and get to work I built a health dispenser if you've been hurt Plus I got plenty of sentry defenses But do not touch, 'cause this stuff's expensive Auto-aim rockets oughta wreck you bumpkins And just in case I need it, self destruction Step back 'fore I whack you with a wrench And when my turrets spot you, you're as good as dead (Ha) [Verse 5: Heavy] Cry some more, run while you can You little babies don't stand a chance They call me Heavy, this is my gun When she starts spinning, you better run! I do not require brains or technique I've got so much muscle, I'll never be beat I'll mow you down wherever you stand, bitch Now I am hungry, give me sandvich Okay, I'm good [Verse 6: Demoman] Are you a bleeding idiot? (Aye) To fight with a drunken Scot? I'll down a swig of whiskey For every grenade I launch (Kill 'em all) Wherever I go, the explosions follow So keep your distance, lads And I carry traditional weapons I'll bloody you up with an axe [Chorus] This rap is kind of overdue (Right?) But now it's time to meet the crew (Tight) The crazy dudes of TF2 So take a side, RED or BLU (Woo) Pick out my favorite class, check out my fancy hats I just don't know which one to choose [Verse 7: Medic] I'm ze Medic, zo don't go far You might vant a taste of my ubercharge Still a doctor, but I lost my license Zis could be a problem, scheisse I'm alvays ready vith a bloody bone saw But I can't help much if your head is blown off Die, Schweinhund, I vill vin zis Don't overdose on my syringes! [Verse 8: Sniper] Boom! That's another headshot, bloke I'm a professional, you're a joke I mean, please, mate, show some respect At least the way I'm doin' it, you'll get a quick death I'm from the outback, where things are hectic Got a big machete that I'll slice your head with Aussie assassins aren't very common But when you hear this, keep on runnin' [Verse 9: Spy] You probably know me for my disguise And I dress as sharp as all my knives Just when you think I am on your team Au revoir, mon chéri I'm a very accomplished back stabber Who destroys your equipment with my sapper Gentlemen, there's a spy in our midst And he's got plenty of ass to kick [Chorus] This rap is kind of overdue (Right?) But now it's time to meet the crew (Tight!) The crazy dudes of TF2 So take a side, RED or BLU (Woo) After I pick my class, I'm gonna kick your ass 'Cause that's what we were born to do