King for a Day

Lyrics

[Intro] I don't mean to bemoan ya But would you be my Fiona? [Verse 1] I'm a little bit shy I'm a little bit cocky, though When I'm in the limelight I'm a little bit comfortable What a match, you and I, I'm a catch of a guy Like a man made of gingerbread Sadly, I wasn't gifted with height, but isn't that why Anything'll get to my head? I'm a little bit fly And a little bit Rock and Roll Even if I'm uptight 'Cause when I let it hang, it ain't low If you're lookin' for a knight in shinin' armor I'm kinda hard to find, keep tryin' harder Because if you like size I don't have a lot of that involved But I hope and pray my reign will come And on that day, I'll drain the swamp Because I'm not one to fantasize Fairy tales are fancy lies So forget about the muffin man I'll tell you who the fuck I am A throne is what I'll sit upon Even though I'll need a little help getting on [Chorus] I'm feelin' regal as hell (Regal as hell) 'Cause I'm finally feelin' myself (I'm feelin' myself) Crown me now, I don't think I can wait Raise a toast, make the most of it, even if I'm king for a day Even if I'm king for a day Even if I'm king for a day Even if I'm king for a day Even if I'm king for a day Mirror, mirror on the wall (Even if I'm king for a day) Who's the fairest of them all? (Even if I'm king for a day) I don't care if she is tall (Even if I'm king for a day) Then our kids might not be small [Verse 2] What I'm missing in size I'll make up for with a lot I'll pretend to be nice Even though I'm really not There isn't anything I Don't believe can't just be bought So listen, if you wanna be mine You'd better be really hot She's outta my league, I'm outta my depth Already in deep, I'm in over my head And besides, ain't life too short to wait? I'm over having to compensate And I know behind every kind of tyrant Was a loving wife who pretended he was giant A partner in crime, more like sidekick You know how flighty a woman might get The wrath of which is like a dragon A feminine side? Never have I had one And of that fact, I'm positive enough 'Cause on horseback, I struggle to get off I'll never settle for just any broad I gotta get the kind with royal blood I'm the sort of lord to flip a buck into wads I really put the "fuh" in the "kwad" [Bridge] But all night do I dream that I'm king for a day Everywhere, everyone, everything went my way Carpe diem, indeed, is a thing that they say Would you sing it with me, even if it's cliché? 'Cause my time may be brief, so I'll seize what I may Now you'd better believe, if I'm king for a day "Far as my eye can see, is my kingdom," I'll say But time is slipping away Eh, fuck it [Chorus] I'm feelin' regal as hell (Regal as hell) 'Cause I'm finally feelin' myself (I'm feelin' myself) Crown me now, I don't think I can wait Don't deserve it, won't earn it, even if I'm king for a day Even if I'm king for a day Even if I'm king for a day Even if I'm king for a day Even if I'm king for a day Even if I'm king for a day (I'm not one to fantasize) Even if I'm king for a day (Fairy tales are fancy lies) Even if I'm king for a day (I'm not one to fantasize) Even if I'm king for a day (Fairy tales are fancy lies)