Get Schwifty Numero Dos

Lyrics

[Cromulons Head] Show me what you got! [Morty Smith] Oh no, Rick! the Cromulons are back again! [Rick Sanchez] Oh wow Morty, Th-th-that's uncanny It's almost as if two pathetic Youtube guys Decided to make their own musical tribute To "Rick and Morty's Adventures" An-And they couldn't think of a more original way To start the song [Morty Smith] Wait- What are you talking about?! [Rick Sanchez] Never mind [Morty Smith] Th-That doesn't even make sense! [Rick Sanchez] Morty and MC Bulldops are back in the hizzy! All my Gip Glops- All my Glip Glops put your Hands in the air! Morty, Morty- Drop me a fat beat! [Morty Smith] Okay, Rick! [Verse one] [Rick Sanchez] Representin' Earth C-137 Y-You won't get a better- B-b-better Rick Sanchez is any dimension [Galactic Federation P.A.] ARREST HIM! HE'S GOT A RAP SHEET OF GALACTIC OFFENSES! [Rick Sanchez] None of which were sexual Everybody consented (Burp) I get up in the morning Pull my Morty out of bed [Morty Smith] Time for another demented adventure again Every time we come this close to ending up dead Remember when we buried ourselves? THAT MESSED WITH MY HEAD! [Rick Sanchez] Yeah That was dark (burp) It's in the past though Morty I'm gonna have to ask you to put this in your asshole shortly [Morty Smith] NO WAY! I was a victim of a "Jelly Bean" Predator! [Rick Sanchez] Think of it this way, Morty You're just building more character [Jerry Smith] Beth, let's be serious Your fathers off his rocker [Rick Sanchez] I've got no regrets, Jerry But I can't speak for my daughter [Summer Smith] OH MY GOD! THIS FAMILY'S SUCH AN EMBARRASSMENT [Rick Sanchez] Nobody asked you, Summer Come back when you become relevant [Prince Nebulon] You have the formula for Dark Matter Hand it to me! [Rick Sanchez] Check between my ass cheeks If you want the recipe (eww) Shock you like a mind fuck Call it "Inception" Just like Scary Terry [Scary Terry] I'M ALL UP IN YOUR HEAD BITCH! [Morty Smith] Oh Hi Jessica! [Rick Sanchez] Morty, ignore that chick Ya know, human females only have 3 orifices [Morty Smith] Why would anyone need any more than that Rick? [Rick Smith] Morty, trust me Your gonna get bored of that quick DROP SOME MORE OF THAT CHORUS SHIT! [Chorus x2] Schwifty Get Schwifty Wubalubadubdub! [Verse Two] [Morty Sanchez] I got to go to school Rick That's what my parents say [Rick Sanchez] Shut up Morty You don't have friends there anyway [Morty Smith] Well at least when I had a kid I stuck around! [Rick Sanchez] You raised him pretty well He destroyed the whole fuckin' town [Rick Sanchez] A sexbot, Morty? That's the best you can do? You needed me to get Jessica interested in you [Morty Smith] Well- don't forget You couldn't make it work out with Unity Sounds like a job for Mr. Meeseeks! [Mr. Meeseeks] LOOK AT ME! [Morty Smith] I'M FED UP WITH ALWAYS GETTING TAKEN FOR GRANTED I SHOULD HAD KILLED YOUR ASS AT THE FESTIVAL BACK ON PURGE PLANET! [Rick Sanchez] Whoa, Morty, I'm impressed That was pretty harsh [Morty Smith] Sorry, Rick I gotta lay off the Yummy Yum's bars [Rick Sanchez] It's all good little man My homies got our back! Bird Person Squanchy Even Reverse Giraffe! (Scream) Just a parasite, its under control [Mr. Poopybutthole] Good job, Rick! [Rick Sanchez] Thanks, Mr. Poopybutthole (Chorus x2) Schwifty Get Schwifty Wubalubadubdub! [Rick Sanchez] YEAHH Rick And Morty- Morty And Rick- Track Number-Number two NUMERO DOS! YEAHH! This is our song MOTHERFUCKERS! Get Schwifty [Morty Smith] Morty on the mic And I'm high on Purgenol I'll set fire to this track Before I fucking burn you all! You know I may not be smart But I've got a lot of Heart I make all the tough calls like the time I killed Fart [Rick Sanchez] Yeah Morty, we'll do- We'll do whatever it costs To get the Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki Dipping Sauce! Even it if means calling in Seal Team Ricks Just kidding LICK MY BALLS, YOU TALENTLESS DICKS! [Morty Smith] I'm the one true Morty And that's a fact Alone we aren't much; But we are strong as a pack! I'm the Mortiest Morty And that makes me pretty awesome [Rick Sanchez] Careful A cocky Morty can lead to some real problems Let's take a break at Blips And Chitz! Watchin' Ball Fondlers It's the shit! Pest Patrol with Pickle Rick! Kalaxian Crystals! Give me a hit! [Morty Smith] I survived Anatomy Park Get on my level! [Rick Sanchez] I made Satan my bitch Now he calls me the Devil [Morty Smith] Portal Hoppin' every day [Rick Sanchez] It's my favorite hobby [Squanchy] Shut the door! [Ugh- Gross!] Can't you see that I'm Squanching?! [Rick Sanchez] You couldn't trick me with a Million-layered Simulation Guess who collapsed The Galast-Galactic Federation I've got a solution for any bad situation (burp) Even Tiny Rick was a massive sensation (Chorus x2) Schwifty Get Schwifty Wubalubadubdub!