Don’t Put Me in a Corner

Lyrics

[Verse 1: JSkullkruncher13] So I heard another boy went missing, the poor kid (Aww) Not to be poignant, but I wish I'd ignored it 'Cause I didn't even believe in witches before this But now it's time to get my pitchfork and a torch, it's Three o'clock in the morning, I probably oughtta be snoring Instead, I'm getting lost in the forest Don't call me Goldilocks, I don't want any porridge (Yuck) Like I give a fuck which bowl's the coldest, hottest, or warmest I got bigger problems, should've gotten insurance For this trip, 'cause now I'm missing, someone report it Sure hope the cops brought a lot of chalk for my corpse, if They find it it'll be divided up into portions (Ew) Chopped and tossed into a bubbling cauldron Along with body parts possibly belonging to orphans The moment that you start running low on your resources You're only in survival mode, totally robbed of endorphins I've stumbled upon a cacophonous chorus Of the awfullest noises, there's a knot in my organs But I got my dog at least, and I keep him off the leash If he's barking up a tree, you don't want to ignore him I've got a feeling there's some ominous force This godforsaken nature walk couldn't be farther from boring (Nope) I found a house with every orifice boarded (Ooh) I think it might be haunted, should I knock on the door? Witch [Chorus: Andrea Storm Kaden & Skullkruncher13] Who's gonna get your goosebumps bumping? Don't put me in a corner Hair raiser, got your heart-rate pumping Don't put me in a corner Roll camera, hope your nose is running Got a tissue? 'Cause I really could afford one Turn around I wanna show you something No thanks, I'm looking at the corner [Verse 2: Skullkruncher13] Staring at the wallpaper, 'cause I adore it But I think these support beams need some reinforcement This shithole's a little more more than just a fixer upper If I were you I'd put it on the market, get another You could probably find a squatter, or list it for rent But if you move, Mrs. Witch, tell me which way you went (Please?) 'Cause I don't need to see you, I can picture it in my head I mean, look at me, I'm already pitching a tent (Haha) I know I never should've been holding her totem I saw the writing on the walls, but I don't know who wrote 'em I really thought I had balls, but I'm not so bold in the scrotum I wanna go back home and crack open a cold one Military training didn't prepare me at all I'm converting my K9 into a therapy dog Come here, Bullet, stay put and wide awake until daytime With daddy in the corner, we'll be watching the paint dry [Chorus: Andrea Storm Kaden & Skullkruncher13] Who's gonna get your goosebumps bumping? Don't put me in a corner Hair raiser, got your heart-rate pumping Don't put me in a corner Roll camera, hope your nose is running Got a tissue? 'Cause I really could afford one Turn around I wanna show you something No thanks, I'm looking at the corner [Verse 3: Andrea Storm Kaden] Yo, Goldilocks, you better be scared, bitch This predicament's worse than your three bears sitch It's time out for you, does that seem fair, kids? Unless you dare turn to face me, the Blair Witch I'm gonna make you take a walk down memory lane 'Cause I'm a devil manifesting your shame Remember everything wretched, you're getting less and less sane You're never finding the exit when I am letting you stay Setting the stage and you've been cast in a play The final act is beginning and it's a tragedy, yay You want someone to blame for all this? Take a hint, dunce Go sit in the corner, forget the witch hunts Listen to my voice, follow the call If you simply give it time, promise you'll become enthralled I see it in your eyes, you don't wanna die at all But telling me to stop? Better off talking to a wall [Chorus: Andrea Storm Kaden & Skullkruncher13] Who's gonna get your goosebumps bumping? Don't put me in a corner Hair raiser, got your heart-rate pumping Don't put me in a corner Roll camera, hope your nose is running Got a tissue? 'Cause I really could afford one Turn around I wanna show you something No thanks, I'm looking at the corner [Outro: Skullkruncher13 & Andrea Storm Kaden] Don't put me in a corner Don't put me in a corner Don't put me in a corner Did I mention I'm naked? Woah, really? No