All in with the Fallout

Lyrics

[Intro: Skullkruncher13 & Andrea Storm Kaden] Now, this may sound far-out But I hope you're listenin' 'Cause a nuclear fallout is not improbable No, it is imminent More than just for your protection Here's the best long-term investment You'll ever make for your family's sake Call Vault-Tec today! [Verse 1: Skullkruncher13 & Andrea Storm Kaden] And I'll take you into my loving arms to guard you from the storm There's a fire you've set in my heart with which I'll keep you warm 'Cause outside, it's helter-skelter, so come find us in our shelter Sure, it's under a rock, but just knock, and we'll welcome you home (If you can afford it) Oh, what's become of our great nation? It's a wasteland on the surface Which one day we will retake, repopulation is our purpose (Makin' babies) Noah's Ark was quite a vessel, although ours is twice as special With room and board, and about twenty floors down below ground-level [Chorus: Skullkruncher13 & Andrea Storm Kaden, Both] So, if you're all in with the fallout, you've got Vault-Tec on your side Let me be the one to tell ya, everything will be alright Just sign up today, we have plenty spots In our lead-encased concrete Camelot Among family and friends, the end is a new beginning [Verse 2: Skullkruncher13 & Andrea Storm Kaden, Both] Having children can be such a blessing, but what if they end up mutated? We can prevent that from happening as long as we aren't related You've gotta treat your relatives like radiation Because a sexy cousin's something you should stay away from (Ugh, not again!) Your job is assigned by aptitude tests You'll work 'til you die, so make sure it's correct But hey, buried alive is better than just bein' buried [Chorus: Skullkruncher13 & Andrea Storm Kaden, Both] So, if you're all in with the fallout, you've got Vault-Tec on your side Let me be the one to tell ya, everything will be alright If we keep out the rads, we'll outlive the Reds I won't become that, I'd rather be dead! Because capitalism will stimulate our economy (Or whatever's left of it) [Bridge: Skullkruncher13 & Andrea Storm Kaden, Both] Where the working man is not taken for granted (No!) When you come home, I'll always have your dinner warmed up (Yeah!) We're a proper family, nuclear! "Hey pops, I want a root beer" Scotty, all we got is Nuka-Cola (Available at participating vault locations) Always the same, war, it never changes So no wonder why we're under surveillance Can we keep our way of life alive and well? To be a paragon comes with privilege, from apocalypse to a picket fence The American Dream will thrive, even in Hell! [Chorus: Skullkruncher13 & Andrea Storm Kaden, Both] I guess I'm all in with the fallout, I've got Vault-Tec on my side Let me be the one to tell ya, every fuckin' thing will be alright If you ever have roaches infest your vault They're no better than those investing in vaults Didn't hear that from me, we're just here to sing this song (Come on, sing along!) Because we're all in with the fallout, we've got Vault-Tec on our side And believe us when we tell ya, everything's probably alright If the bombs should go off, starting today And you haven't called, you're already too late Go on, drop us a line, this was brought to you by Vault-Tec!