76 Reasons

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Skullkruncher13] I'm in the big pond, feel like a small trout Coming from the underground with that vault clout (Ooh) Sorry everybody else who was locked out While the bombshells were dropped, we just got down (Woo) Walkin' taller than a monster Mega Sloth now (Grr) Fly like a Mothman, knockin' Deathclaws out Said that I was S.P.E.C.I.A.L, Yes I'll make my mom and pop proud Ain't the weather wonderful? I love it when it's f all out I'm ready for the reclamation Twenty-five years, you bet I've been patient 76's representative pennin' the next declaration (Yep) Tricentennial celebration (Woah) in the wasteland that I call my nation (Uh) No sweat when I get radiation (Yikes) Forget Chems, embrace Mutation You ain't gonna find a white picket fence Better to set up a line of defense Try to get by, you might end up dead No wonder why they said "Try makin' friends" Good thing I found me some pals I can roll with And take a stroll on the open country road with (Let's go!) [Chorus: Bonecage] You got to walk when the wind says walk You got to run when the gun says hi You got nothin' and no one to turn to now And seventy-six reasons to die And we go One step, two step, guns to the sky Pocket those caps and wipe that knife Three step, four step, never ask why Seventy-six reasons to die [Verse 2: GameboyJones] It's been a minute, let me step up out this Vault, boy I'ma keep on livin', wanna see all my assault toys? Everybody's timid so I come through with a loud noise Always got a stout poise but crew's a bunch a wild boys Bullets be spinnin' and they rippin' through flesh And it's hotter than cinnamon, god, do you feel the adrenaline? Me and my squad just be rollin' so militant Take on the mission to finish it Ain't cuttin' no slack, I'm stackin' my caps Get hit with the V.A.T.S, I level to max Ain't nobody gonna get better than that Now I got seventy-six problems 'cause I live in an apocalypse Most of them are solved when I go take the shooter off my hip Come up to my settlement, you'll see just what I'm all 'bout 'Bout to drop a bomb, now that is what you call a fallout [Chorus: Bonecage] You got to walk when the wind says walk You got to run when the gun says hi You got nothin' and no one to turn to now And seventy-six reasons to die And we go One step, two step, guns to the sky Pocket those caps and wipe that knife Three step, four step, never ask why Seventy-six reasons to die [Verse 3: Dan Bull] Hmm, where to start? I best begin here (Where's that?) West Virginia, mountainous dominion Suddenly lookin' a little more Syrian It's as if Cyrodil met Oblivion A bit of heaven with décor that's hideous And I bet I'm the busiest, silliest Resident ever to trek through the hilliest Pleasantest bit of American land With a selection of weapons in hand Steppin' up head to head with your gang Ready to mess up whatever you've planned I work hard to earn lots of perk cards You jerk hard to burn off your butt lard Now I'm projectin', amateur flexin' Tryin' to account for my lack of progression Damagin' reps of collabers I'm next to (Sorry) Better not step to our direction Oi, where all my people at? I don't need to beat a rat With a piece of rusty plumbing I want runnin' NPCs on tap What's happenin' to V.A.T.S? I'm pressin' it but I can't get it to pause There's Deathclaws at the door Like Mormons born excessively jawed What you threatenin' for? You're definitely not protected by laws But check any small print with caution To prevent getting caught by the death clause [Chorus: Bonecage] You got to walk when the wind says walk You got to run when the gun says hi You got nothin' and no one to turn to now And seventy-six reasons to die And we go One step, two step, guns to the sky Pocket those caps and wipe that knife Three step, four step, never ask why Seventy-six reasons to die [Verse 4: FabvL] Yeah, welcome to the wild I ain't talkin' 'bout the west Crawl up out the vault into apocalyptic mess Demons in the sky, you won't survive, it's not a test Better learn to put a bullet through your neighbour's chest Reason to die, don't even try, bleeding, I'm leavin' you, eaten alive Freezin' and dry, Bloatfly, Roach, or Mutant, headin' the cry It's you or I Leavin' a legion of heathens beaten, seepin' and fried Keep that rifle up and move it Pip Boy loaded up, you know I'm lootin' If I see a Brahmin, best believe that I'll be shootin' Humans, petrified and cooked up like some cumin Come and rebuild it, yea join the movement, sing it with me [Chorus: Bonecage] You got to walk when the wind says walk You got to run when the gun says hi You got nothin' and no one to turn to now And seventy-six reasons to die And we go One step, two step, guns to the sky Pocket those caps and wipe that knife Three step, four step, never ask why Seventy-six reasons to die