The Great Beyond

Lyrics

[Intro: Frank, Carl & Barry] Shit Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl, Carl (What?) Dude, we slept in again! The song's about to start Shit, Frank, we can't miss the song Barry, wake up! What? I'm up, I'm up This song is such an awesome way to start every morning It's such a super nice way of showing the gods How much we appreciate everything they do for us Once they take us out the doors to the Great Beyond God, I love them so fucking much Oh shit! Oh shit! Corn is about to start singing Drop it, corn! You've got the best voice You're the man, corn! You fucking rule! Take it away, bro [Verse 1] Dear Gods You're so divine in each and every way To you we pray Dear Gods We pledge our love to you forever more We always felt we had a special bond Take us to the Great Beyond Where we're sure nothing bad happens to food [Verse 2: Cheese, Milk, Chips & Fruits] Once we're out the sliding doors, things will all be grand We will live our dreams together in the promised land The Gods control our fate, so we all know we're in good hands We're super sure there's nothing shitty waiting for us in the Great Beyond [Verse 3] And every aisle thinks something different (Holy shit! I've been chosen!) And to this we all agree (Booyah, bitches! I'm outta here!) Everyone else is fuckin' stupid Except for those who think like me And me (And me) (And me) [Verse 4: Chinese Soy Sauce, Teabags, Olives & Sauerkraut] Out there For all eternity we'll meditate How fucking great Out there We'll get to teabag every day at four (Pip, pip!) We'll shove pimentos up our ass by Zeus Ve'll exterminate ze juice Und subjugate ze whole damn Great Beyond [Verse 5: Sausages, Hot Dog Buns, Frank, Barry & Carl] In here, we keep our wieners in our package That's how it is It sucks But that's the way our buns keep fresh and pure (Baby, baby) But once we're out the doors, it's not a sin For us to let you slip it in In other words we finally get to fuck (And love) And fuck (And hug) And fuck (And feel) And fuck (And share) [Verse 6: Bread, Cereal & Other Various Foodstuffs] The Gods will always care for us They won't squeeze us out their butts We cannot overstate how confident We are that our beliefs are accurate And nothing awful happens to us in the Great Beyond [Outro: Honey Mustard] Kiss my brown-nish yellow ass I'm going to the Great Beyond, motherfuckers