Big Data + The Internet Ain’t Safe

Lyrics

Part I: Big Data (Produced by JPEGMAFIA) [Intro: Freaky] Dot, dot, data Data (data) [Chorus: Freaky] Data, big data, big data I got a big data Thousand exas, couple zettas I need every last piece of data Still the beta, million peda's Big data, big data, big data If you don't wanna give it to me, imma steal your data I need more data I got big data I know your behavior You're on my radar Got your metadata and date of birth A big data [Verse 1: JPEGMAFIA] Fresh gigabytes Dropbox fiend .zip for the files .rar for the win Ike & Tina Turna .flac To a .wav, man We can get you high Just don't play me cheap, yeah Bitcoin poppin' out my pocket Like I was Satoshi, yeah Henrik, hat trick You can't touch my goalie, yeah Pedabyte or terabyte You know I'm moving lowkey, yeah Bounce like a check while she sucking on my trophies, yeah Damn, I got these putos jumping like they was an uso, yeah How you try fee come Peggy neck with so-so music, hah? Bufferin', bufferin' Bitch, you never answer The man talk slick, I got nothing but the ganja Keyboard killers always trying to load they Mac's up Ain't did shit in 5 seasons like Sansa Fuck all your banter I move like a panther Smokin' on that I am not a human, click a Captcha [Instrumental Break] [Chorus: Freaky] Big data, big data, big data I got a big data Thousand pixels, couple zetas I need every last piece of data Steal the beta, million peta's Big data, big data, big data If you don't wanna give it to me, imma steal your data I need more data I got big data I know your behavior You're on my radar Got your meta data and your date of a birth of big data [Verse 2: Freaky] Raahh, she glad I date her Cause I got a big data Wanted me to date her Cause my big, big, big data Big data, big data She all on my big data They all on my big data Can't get off of my big data Why are y'all on my big data? Hop off my big data Big data [Verse 3: JPEGMAFIA] Big data, big data No debater Pop them like the percolator And she on me cause I'm solid like Terminator Peggy run it like Wayne in like '07 but I'm not a skater Off the addy, off the gas, gotta get that paper Heath Slater, hold your gut like you in labor She too sweet to savor Damn, I guess I got your data You be trying to save her But I'm that bitch savior [Verse 4: Freaky] Frozen in my exabyte trove Big data sets Weaponizing drones Cameras on my phone Never home alone @ symbol my icy database Karma whore hoarding info like the digi bit With a gun barrel between your teeth You only speak in vowels Data only compiles People only complain The internet ain't safe Part II: The Internet Ain't Safe (Produced by Freaky) [Intro] "Set! We're riding on the internet! Cyberspace, set free! Hello virtual reality! Interactive appetite, searching for a website, a window to the world that to get online. Take the spin, now your in with the techno set. You're going surfing on the internet!" "Hey there it's us again. This is my brother, Peter, mom and dad, and I'm Dasha. Today, we're going to be showing our friends, Andrew and Lisa, the basics of the internet and we thought you might wanna come along." "Hey, it'll be cool!" "Now here's a little background: when we installed internet access on our computer I got the whole family involved." "It's true. Everybody had their own task to do." "It's a lot of work but it was really worth it" "Now that I've gotten on the internet, I'd rather be on my computer doing just about anything." "It's really cool." [Verse 1: JPEGMAFIA] Shout out Chelsea Manning (Skrrt) Shout out Edward Snowden (Skrrt) Cursor on my head, cursor on my head, I hope I'm never chosen Uh, niggas thinking that their data safe But it ain't safe no more, bitch Keep on thinking that The FADER safe Cause they ain't safe no more, bitch I heard that you think your lady safe But she ain't safe no more, bitch Internet ain't gonna keep you safe W3, fucking with me All that shit is mine, I can't get enough I'm off that .PDF (Whoo) I'm Debo in my mind (Debo in my mind) Yeah, new wrist rockin' ice glist often Can't stop copping, shop till dropping Get these bitches popping off my address Click it and ticket, they think that I'm fresh Never put your dick and your face in the same pic Upload your shit to my cloud like I claimed it Passwords is old, usernames ain't the same, bitch (Skee, skee) Back slash, back slash, watch me switch up the language (Skee, skee) [Bridge: Freaky] Ooh, ooh, ooh Boobs and face in the same picture She says I'm her main mister I said that shit ain't safe, yo That shit ain't safe, yo Nudies ain't safe, yo Your dick pics ain't safe, yo That shit ain't safe, yo Fuck [Verse 2: Freaky] W3 ain't safe dot com Trolls, spam, and bots Surveil your thoughts Upload, upload, upload Overthrow, overthrow, overthrow Overload, overload, overload Digital embryo, evermore Torrent my life, sell it for a price Advertise, advertise Apple pies, iPhone 9 You ain't safe when you online, don't believe me? Google your whole mind Update a couple times a day Check in, never really checked out Chest out when I die Put my IP on my tombstone, bury me alive with my ID and all my hard drives I'ma die online, feds tap my line I'ma kill myself online I'ma put it all on the line I'ma let you inside my mind, no warrant [Outro] "So I guess this is a story of how it changed our lives. Maybe it will yours too! With the Kid's Guide To The Internet." "Take the spin, now you're in with the techno set. You're going surfing on the internet!"