Christmas Kinda Sucks

Lyrics

[Verse 1] This Christmas kinda sucks This tree looks kinda high, then again so do I Can't smoke up a mistletoe, but damn I tried I hate this winter theme, it's 38 degrees A bump's the only snow I'll ever see [Pre Chorus] Warming my soul with the coal stripping on the North Pole Maybe I'm just a little too old Ruined my nights with these lights all styrofoam white My gingerbread house is on fire [Chorus] So sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks Santas weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks And I know I should be happy enough But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug I think Christmas kinda sucks So sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks Santas weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks And I know I should be happy enough But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug I think Christmas kinda sucks [Verse 2] This Christmas kinda sucks My parеnts hate their exеs, so I split between addresses Avoiding conversations with the less progressive Now I hate to complain, but it's just another day I'd rather take a brandy than a candy cane [Pre Chorus] Warming my soul with the coal stripping on the North Pole Maybe I'm just a little too old Ruined my nights with these lights all styrofoam white My gingerbread house is on fire [Chorus] So sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks Santas weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks And I know I should be happy enough But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug I think Christmas kinda sucks So sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks Santas weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks And I know I should be happy enough But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug I think Christmas kinda sucks [Outro] Sorry Mariah, Michael, I think Christmas kinda sucks Santas weird and reindeers are just a few UPS trucks And I know I should be happy enough But I'm gonna get rum drunk, Bah humbug I think Christmas kinda sucks