Fake I.D.

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Tell me, what more could she want to be? A super-hot friend with a fake ID She takes off her clothes and hands them to me And what she did next, I could not believe [Bridge] Don't be fooled The first two hours ruled But then she seduced Herself out of her room [Verse 2] Singing, "What do you think about Kanye West?" "I think that he's great, I think he's the best" "Yeah, I think he's better than John Steinbeck I think he's better than Phil Hartman" [Bridge] "Don't you agree? Can't you see you're just like me? The man can do things The rest of us can only dream of, baby" [Verse 3] Tell me what more could you want to see Try to calm down or leave it to me Freight elevator, now we're really rocking Breaking my heart, going window shopping [Bridge] Don't be shy 'Cause my friend Brandon died And I feel sad I miss him, he was rad